Ryan's Entries

1. Throw Pillows with Attitude

Like "Help, I'm a pistachio stuck in a peanut jar" and "Bet ya 50 bucks I can quit gambling" and "In dog years I'm dead".

Added by Ryan on July 22, 2010| 1 Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

The symbols that represent obscenities in comic strips. Here's a whole list of them. See also Profanity.

Added by Ryan on July 18, 2010| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Available in the SkyMall catalog, of course. See also Lazy.

Added by Ryan on July 12, 2010| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Both self-consciously bald and patriotic? Why no kill two birds with one stone? See also Patriotic.

Added by Ryan on June 25, 2010| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Must be seen to be believed. See also Denim.

Added by Ryan on June 24, 2010| 1 Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

A guy said this while turning down a piece of cake at a wedding this weekend—it tickled me. See also Diets, Obesity.

Added by Ryan on June 3, 2010| 3 Comments | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

So an Oreo cookie with a cream filling that tastes like an Oreo Blizzard. My mind is blown, but I'm still trying to figure out how this going to taste different from a regular Oreo cookie. See also Snacks.

Added by Ryan on May 31, 2010| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

What I give the girls but the girls seldom give back.

Added by Ryan on May 31, 2010| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Also known as denim leggings. If you live in a big city, you've seen them lately. See also Denim, Hipsters.

Added by Ryan on May 26, 2010| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike