Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. Yo Mama So Short She's Under Four Feet Tall

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2. Take Your Age and Add Five

That's how old you'll be in five years.

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3. Did You Hear About the Pony Who Lost Both Left Hooves?

It's really hard for him to walk now.

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4. Why Can't Dinosaurs Clap?

Because they are dead. See also Dinosaurs.

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5. You're Momma's So Fat That They're Extremely Concerned About Her Health

See also Obesity.

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6. Why Did the Blonde Undercook the Chicken?

Because she's blind. See also Blonde.

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7. What Do You Call a Pimp Dinosaur?

Nothing. They are dead. See also Dinosaurs.

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8. Why Didn't the Dog Go to the School Dance?

Because it was a pet-free school. See also Dogs, Schools.

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9. Why Couldn't Jane Swing on the Swing Set?

Her mom said no.

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10. What Does Not Have Arms?

Everything without arms. See also Body.

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