Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. How Do You Drop an Egg on a Concrete Floor Without Breaking It?

Any way you want—it's almost impossible to break concrete floor.

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2. What Do You Call an Elephant with a Tail?

An elephant.

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3. What Do You Call a Talking Turtle?

Fictional.

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4. What Do You Call a Fat Hobo?

By his name.

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5. Why Did the Dog Bite the Blonde?

Because it was an aggressive dog. See also Dogs.

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6. What's the Difference Between an Apple and an Orange?

They're different fruits. See also Fruits.

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7. What is Green, Has Six Legs, and Would Kill You if It Fell out of a Tree?

A pool table.

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8. Why Can't Donald Trump Draw a Perfect Circle?

Because it is impossible for a human to draw a perfect circle. See also Politics, Presidents.

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9. Why Was the Lone Ranger Buried on the Side of the Hill?

Because he was dead.

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10. What Do You Call a Giraffe with a Short Neck?

A giraffe. What else would you call it?

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