Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What Does Not Have Arms?

Everything without arms. See also Body.

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2. The "No Soap Radio" Joke

An elephant and hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, "Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio." I'll let Wikipedia take it from here.

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3. Why Does a Fish Have Scales?

Because they are born with them. See also Fish.

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4. What Ended After 1987?

1986. See also Years.

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5. What Do Sleeping Beauty and Snow White Have in Common?

They both were in comas. See also Fairytales.

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6. Why Didn't Santa Drink the Milk and Eat the Cookies You Left for Him?

Because he doesn't exist. See also Christmas, Holidays.

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7. I See London, I See France.

I'm in an airplane on my way across Europe. See also European.

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8. What Do You Call an Old Man Who's Just Been Stabbed?

An ambulance.

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9. Why Does It Suck to be a Penguin?

You have to live in a cold place. See also Birds.

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10. Why Didn't the Skeleton Go to the Ball?

Because he was fat and ugly and no one liked him. See also Halloween.

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