Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What’s the Different Between a Cat and a Comma?

A cat is a carnivorous mammal, long domesticated as a pet and known for catching rats and mice. A comma is a punctuation mark, used especially as a mark of separation within a sentence. See also Cats.

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2. Did You Hear About the Race Between the Lettuce and the Tomato?

No.

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3. Why Did Hellen Keller Walk into the Bar?

Because she was blind.

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4. What Happend to the Kid That Procrastinated?

He had to rush last minute.

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5. Why Did the Caterpillar Cross the Road?

It was stuck to the chicken's foot. See also Birds.

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6. What Did the T-Rex Say to the Caveman?

Nothing. It just roared at him and ate him. And then it got back into its time machine and went back to the Cretaceous Period, at least a million years before cavemen existed. See also Dinosaurs.

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7. How Do You Tell Time in Chicago?

You look at a clock.

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8. What Do You Call a Peanut That Isn't a Nut?

A peanut. (It's a legume.)

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9. What Do You Call a Dog That Poops?

A healthy dog. See also Dogs.

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10. If a Duck Didn't Quack What Noise Would It Make?

It would be silent. See also Birds.

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