Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What is Grey and Can't Fly?

A parking lot.

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2. Knock Knock.

Come in.

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3. What's the Difference Between the Number 9 and the Number 6?

Three. See also Math.

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4. What Do Cats and Refrigerators Have in Common?

Neither one is a banana. See also Cats.

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5. What Can You Sit On, Sleep On, and Brush Your Teeth With?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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6. What is a Word and Starts with W.

Correct. See also Grammar.

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7. Why Shouldn't You Tell an Egg a Joke?

Because it can't hear you.

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8. What Do You Call a an Unsalted Cashew?

A cashew. See also Nuts.

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9. What’s the Different Between a Cat and a Comma?

A cat is a carnivorous mammal, long domesticated as a pet and known for catching rats and mice. A comma is a punctuation mark, used especially as a mark of separation within a sentence. See also Cats.

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10. Did You Hear About the Race Between the Lettuce and the Tomato?

No.

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