No.
1.
Don't Get Caught in Bed With a Living Boy or a Dead Hooker
Solid advice for politicians.
2.
Don't Put Metal in the Microwave
Your mother, microwave instruction manuals, and the entire world probably all warned you about this at least once.
3.
You Don't Eat, You Don't Shit. You Don't Shit, You Die.
An emperical truth of the universe.
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6.
You Don't Have to Hoochify Yourself to be Beautiful
Words of wisdom from Tyra Banks.
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Keep Your Eye on the Ball
What if you have the ball?
9.
Bite Your Teeth Into the Ass of Life
Memorable quote from the 1996 movie Big Night.
10.
Take a Chill Pill
Best when accompanied by a rolling of the eyes.

