Funny Advice

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1. Never Walk on the Ice with Your Hands in Your Pockets.

Most northerners have learned this the hard way by the age of 5 or 6.

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2. Be Medium

If both being high and being low is bad, what else can you do?

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3. Do NOT Read the Next Sentence.

You little rebel. I like you.

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4. Treat Every Problem as Your Dog Would

If you can't eat it, walk away. See also Dogs.

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5. Never Joke with a Kleptomaniac, They Will Take It, Literally.

See also Puns.

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6. Eat Whatever You Want, and if Someone Calls You Fat, Eat Them Too

See also Obesity.

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7. Never Trust an Atom, They Make Up Everything.

See also Science.

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8. If You're Drinking to Forget, Pay in Advance

See also Alcohol.

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9. Whatever You Do, Always Give 100%. Unless You're Donating Blood.

See also Blood.

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10. Study, Sleep, Socialize. Pick Two.

See also Schools.

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