Funny Advice

Funny Advice

1. The Early Bird Gets the Worm, but the Second Mouse Gets the Cheese

Think about it.

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2. Never Trust Someone Who Puts in the Milk, then the Cereal

See also Breakfast.

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3. Don't Squat with Your Spurs On

See also Western.

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4. When You Need to Borrow Money, Borrow from a Pessimist. He Won't Expect It Back.

I got this from a fortune cookie from Panda Express. See also Chinese.

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6. Buy a Stethoscope

So you can listen to your heart. See also Doctors.

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7. Never Test the Depth of a River with Both Feet

An African proverb. See also African.

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8. Be Yourself. Unless Your a Unicorn. Then be a Unicorn.

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9. Never Do a Whole Job when a Half a Job Will Do

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10. Never Walk by a Pigeon Coup with an Owl in Your Pocket

See also Birds.

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