Funny Advice

Funny Advice

1. Real Bear Hugs Are Often Fatal

See also Bears.

Added by a Guest on July 27, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

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2. If You Are Running Low on Laundry, a Bathing Suit Makes Perfectly Acceptable Underwear

Motherly advice from Liz Lemon on 30 Rock. See also Sitcoms.

Added by a Guest on June 3, 2015| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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4. Bum, Belly, Beak, Bang

Advice on how to take aim at and shoot a pheasant. See also British, Guns, Hunting.

Added by Anthony on November 6, 2014| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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5. Put Some Lotion in Your Motion and Some Glide in Your Slide

A direct quotation from The Fonz from the TV series Happy Days. I've never forgotten it. I use it when giving people advice about dancing. See also 70's, Sitcoms.

Added by NanCanada1 on October 10, 2014| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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6. The Early Bird Gets the Worm, but the Second Mouse Gets the Cheese

Think about it.

Added by a Guest on July 10, 2014| 16 Comments | You Like This |

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7. Never Trust Someone Who Puts in the Milk, then the Cereal

See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on June 3, 2014| 13 Comments | You Like This |

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8. Don't Squat with Your Spurs On

See also Western.

Added by a Guest on April 28, 2014| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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9. When You Need to Borrow Money, Borrow from a Pessimist. He Won't Expect It Back.

I got this from a fortune cookie from Panda Express. See also Chinese.

Added by HaloPrincess2642 on April 26, 2014| 7 Comments | You Like This |