Don't Get Caught in Bed With a Living Boy or a Dead Hooker

Solid advice for politicians.

Funny Advice | February 3, 2009 | Post a Comment | Tagged Prostitution, Sex

Don't Put Metal in the Microwave

Your mother, microwave instruction manuals, and the entire world probably all warned you about this at least once.

Funny Advice | December 2, 2008 | 1 Comment | Tagged Anxiety, Dangerous

You Don't Eat, You Don't Shit. You Don't Shit, You Die.

An emperical truth of the universe.

Funny Advice | November 11, 2008 | 1 Comment | Tagged Food, Health, Profanity

XYZPDQ

Funny Advice | September 1, 2008 | 3 Comments

Better to Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth than to Get Caught Looking in the Other End

Funny Advice | August 25, 2008 | 3 Comments | Tagged Animals

You Don't Have to Hoochify Yourself to be Beautiful

Words of wisdom from Tyra Banks.

Funny Advice | May 26, 2008 | 3 Comments | Tagged Celebrities, Fashion, Television

Stop Drinking Haterade

Funny Advice | April 9, 2008 | 2 Comments | Tagged Drinks

Keep Your Eye on the Ball

What if you have the ball?

Funny Advice | March 18, 2008 | 4 Comments | Tagged Sports

Bite Your Teeth Into the Ass of Life

Memorable quote from the 1996 movie Big Night.

Funny Advice | January 16, 2008 | 1 Comment | Tagged Movies, Profanity

Take a Chill Pill

Best when accompanied by a rolling of the eyes.

Funny Advice | September 26, 2007 | 1 Comment | Tagged 80's