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91. It Doesn't Matter Where You Get Your Appetite as Long as You Eat at Home

Along the lines of "look but don't touch."

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92. If you don't know what time it is, ask the nearest person; they'll probably have it on their phone.

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93. When Wearing Boots, Always Wear Different Color Socks

When your boots come off, it will be funny and you'll always have something to talk about. See also Shoes.

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94. Listen to Really Crappy Music when Going Through Something Terrible in Your Life

If you listen to music you love, it will become a constant reminder of crappy times. Instead listen to music you do not understand (different language) or something you will never hear again and you will never be reminded of bad things.

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95. Don’t count your chickens before they hatch. Remember, you’re raising alligators.

See also Birds, Reptiles.

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96. Don't Eat Your Turtles Before They Hatch

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97. Kids, don't try this at home. (Try it at your friend's house.)

See also Parents.

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98. Don't Listen to Loud Music While Vacuuming

I did two rooms before I realized the vacuum wasn't on.

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99. Be Like a Duck

Paddling and working your ass off underwater, but showing a calm face on the surface. See also Birds.

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100. Don't Take The Phone, Take The Charger

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