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"Chicago. A man is about to get on a routine flight. Suddenly he pauses. He doesn't know why, but he's got to walk away. An hour later the plan goes down in flames. It's dismissed as chance." See also 80's, Commercials.
Book mostly used for things other than finding a phone number, e.g. a step reach something high or as a prop for a muscle man to tear in half.
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Here's the basic story. Once there was a prince who sucked his thumbs. His mother got so sick of it that she said, "If you suck on your thumbs ever again, you will not have no thumbs."
That night, the prince went into the dining room and sucked his thumbs.
Now he has no thumbs. See also Russian.