Here's the basic story. Once there was a prince who sucked his thumbs. His mother got so sick of it that she said, "If you suck on your thumbs ever again, you will not have no thumbs."
That night, the prince went into the dining room and sucked his thumbs.
Now he has no thumbs. See also Russian.
Alphabetically organized, and quite specific in detail, it was for many of us, our first sexual experience, or, for that matter, learning experience—carefully pulling the book down off the shelf when no one is home. By the way, they actually made a Vol. 2 with less hairy, scraggly people. See also 70's, Sex.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny book.
New book by Dr. Michael Salzhauer that helps children understand why Mommy disappeared for two days and then came back 20 pounds lighter and with a different nose. See also Plastic Surgery.
Before I read The Secret I was fat and unsuccessful. Now I am rich and slim.
Book describing "the dynamic muscle-toning program for renewed vitality and a more youthful appearance." See also Middle Age.
The guy you knew in college with the three foot high marijuana plants growing in his closet usually had this book sitting on his coffee table. See also College, Drugs, Stoners.