Abilities: Converting dirt into dirt
Crawling into roads and driveways
Dying
Term used by Drill Seargents when yelling at recruits. See also Military.
Used as an excuse for being clumsy. See also Drugs, Excuses.
Yup, that's a meal that'll stick to your ribs! See also Redneck, Unnecessary.
Another word for cot. I have actually experienced being yelled at by an angry ex-Marine who used this phrase. "Hit the Fart-Sack!" See also Military.
Fried bean cake made from chickpeas and/or fava beans, served on a pita. Popular on the streets of New York City, even though no one's ever had one.

Improvised Comedian
Currently working on the screenplay for Jefferson: IN SPACE, starring Danny DeVito. Loves to act, bash on drums, and sit. Eating is a fun pasttime.