Joe's Entries

Funny Sayings

1. All Dogs Go To Heaven. All Humans Go To Twitter.

Added by Joe on December 17, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Songs

2. I'm Dreaming of a White Jesus

See also Chistmas.

Added by Joe on December 17, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

3. Circadian Schism

"Destroy your body's natural sleep cycle with an energy drink that goes down as smoothly as it comes out." See also Made Up, Science.

Added by Joe on September 27, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

8. Monica Lewinsky Pez Dispenser

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman. But, I do like the red ones." See also Politics.

Added by Joe on July 31, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

9. Transmission Fluid

See also Death.

Added by Joe on July 30, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Places

10. Fauquier, VA

Pronounced FOCK-yer.
"Where ya from?"
"Fauquier County."
"Well, fock YOUR county."

Added by Joe on July 30, 2014| Comment | You Like This |