Entries Tagged “Old-Timey”

Funny Things to Do

1. Jumping into a Pond to Escape a Swarm of Bees

And using a reed as a snorkel until they go away. See also Insects, Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

2. Dumping a Cold Bucket of Water on a Drunkard

See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

3. Walking Off a Cliff While Reading a Newspaper

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things

4. Vintage Pencil Sharpeners

Always with the a crank handle and a spinning wheel of eight widths, even though all pencils come in one width. Also known as the Wrist-Breaker 5000. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

5. Going Fishing and Catching a Boot

See also Fish, Old-Timey.

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Funny Instruments

6. Double-belled Euphoniums

The choice instrument of any parade in the Roaring Twenties. See also 20's, Old-Timey.

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Funny People

7. Wobblies

Members of the Industrial Workers of the World, a turn-of-the-century workers union. See also Old-Timey, Work.

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Funny Things to Do

8. Tossing Popcorn and Catching It in Your Mouth

Usually results in a huge mess, but a much more fun way of eating it. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Sayings

9. Please, No! I Have a Wife and Family!

An excuse for why they shouldn't kill you, fire you, or do anything bad to you. See also Middle Age, Old-Timey.

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Funny Phrases

10. Eh Wot

A phrase used by old British gentlemen at the end of sentences that means, "you know?" or "right?". See also British, Old-Timey.

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