Entries Tagged “Old-Timey”

Funny Drinks

1. Poisoned Wine

A surefire way to dispatch kings, landlords, or anyone with a significant amount of money. See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

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Funny Foods

2. Turtle Soup Shop

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

3. Jumping into a Pond to Escape a Swarm of Bees

And using a reed as a snorkel until they go away. See also Insects, Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

4. Dumping a Cold Bucket of Water on a Drunkard

See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

5. Walking Off a Cliff While Reading a Newspaper

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things

6. Vintage Pencil Sharpeners

Always with the a crank handle and a spinning wheel of eight widths, even though all pencils come in one width. Also known as the Wrist-Breaker 5000. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

7. Going Fishing and Catching a Boot

See also Fish, Old-Timey.

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Funny Instruments

8. Double-belled Euphoniums

The choice instrument of any parade in the Roaring Twenties. See also 20's, Old-Timey.

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Funny People

9. Wobblies

Members of the Industrial Workers of the World, a turn-of-the-century workers union. See also Old-Timey, Work.

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Funny Things to Do

10. Tossing Popcorn and Catching It in Your Mouth

Usually results in a huge mess, but a much more fun way of eating it. See also Old-Timey.

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