Entries Tagged “Old-Timey”

Funny Jobs

1. Professional Boner

A person responsible for inserting whale bones during the production of a corset. See also Old-Timey.

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2. Writing Lines

An archaic form of punishment that is now extinct outside of The Simpsons. See also Old-Timey, Schools.

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3. Blowing Yourself Up in a Chemistry Class

I don't think this actually happens in real life. See also Old-Timey, Schools, Science.

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4. Showing Up to a Party Early

As if this isn't funny enough on its own, it's even funnier if the host is wearing her curlers. See also Awkward, Old-Timey.

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5. Aromas

If cartoons are to be believed, they look like ribbons and will make you float towards whatever is producing them. See also Cartoons, Old-Timey.

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6. Hitting Your Thumb with a Hammer

If cartoons are any indication, your thumb should swell to the size of a potato, turn red, and make a rubber sound. See also Cartoons, Old-Timey.

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Funny Clothes

7. Trench Coats

Frequently used by one kid sitting on another's shoulders to look like an adult. See also Old-Timey.

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8. Opening a Piggy Bank with a Hammer

See also Money, Old-Timey.

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9. Tying Bedsheets Together and Climbing out the Window

Children escaping their parents, inmates escaping prison, and people escaping fires have all fallen to their deaths doing this. See also Old-Timey.

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10. Replacing Someone's Cigar with a Stick of Dynamite

And hiding behind a bush to watch them smoke it. See also Old-Timey, Pranks.

Added by a Guest on May 31, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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