Entries Tagged “Old-Timey”

Funny Insults

1. Upstart

Describes someone who has quickly risen to a higher social class, and thus behaves pompously.

"You swine!"
"Come again?"
"You worm!"
"Once more."
"You upstart!"
"That's it!"

See also Old-Timey.

Added by Joe on September 27, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

2. Limburger Cheese

Reputedly the stinkiest cheese going. See also Dairy, Old-Timey.

Added by Ryan on September 14, 2014| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

3. Twenty-Three Skidoo

But most accounts, twenty-three is the world's funniest number. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Anthony on September 14, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Movies

4. Fred Ott's Sneeze

The first motion picture to be copyrighted in the United States, it's a five-second film of one of Thomas Edison's assistants enjoying a pinch of snuff. See also Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on July 9, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

5. To Have the Vapors

To pass gas. Used in Victorian times, especially pertaining to women. See also Flatulence, Old-Timey, Victorian.

Added by Snorpheus on June 23, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

6. Emptying Your Pipe Against Your Shoe

The dramatic start to a good yarn. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Anthony on May 4, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

7. Mr. Clever Clogs

A bygone insult for a fast-footed show-off. See also English, Old-Timey.

Added by Brian on January 12, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

8. Antivivisectionists

See also Old-Timey, Victorian.

Added by Anthony on September 14, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

9. Sleeping Nine to a Bed

See also Old-Timey.

Added by Anthony on March 22, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

10. Organ Grinder

Usually requires a monkey and tin cup. See also Old-Timey.

Added by megafisc on December 20, 2011| Comment | You Like This |