When someone uses so much gel that their hair becomes a protective device for their skull. See also Portmanteau.
When proposing to a man is not emasculating enough, really cut his balls off by getting down on one knee and presenting him with a men's engagement ring. See also Jewelry, Marriage, Portmanteau.
Not to be confused with a hairdana, a bandana worn by a man. Like this guy. See also Portmanteau.
A grandmother who is starting to look like your grandfather. See also Elderly, Portmanteau.