Entries Tagged “Flatulence”

Funny Nicknames

1. Toots Magoots

Friendly nickname for a flatulent person. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Euphemisms

2. To Have the Vapors

To pass gas. Used in Victorian times, especially pertaining to women. See also Flatulence, Old-Timey, Victorian.

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Funny Nicknames

3. Zeus Toots

For those who pass gas like thunder and lightning. See also Flatulence, Greek.

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Funny Words

4. Borborygmous

The sound of vibrations of gas or liquid moving through your intestines. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Quotes

6. "A Ghost Haunts My Bowels."

And it's not afraid to announce itself. See also Flatulence.

Added by Anthony on November 6, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Toys

7. Flarp

A liquid-like substance. It is sold in plastic containers and when you put your hand in the container, the bubbles in the substance make a fart. See also Flatulence.

Added by levilord on February 15, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

8. Anorexic Farts

There's nothing like the smell of a fart from someone who doesn't eat. See also Flatulence.

Added by Amanda on October 1, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

9. Step on a Frog

To pass gas loudly. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Things to Do

10. Crop Dusting

Passing gas in a stealth manor, usually while walking through a crowd or a group, so that someone else gets blamed for the stench, or at the very least people besides the assailant must suffer it. See also Flatulence.

Added by Robyn on May 2, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |