Entries Tagged “Flatulence”

Funny Products

1. Flat-D Flatulence Deodorizers Shop

Disposable charcoal pads affixable to your underwear to minimize odors from flatulence. See also Flatulence, Unnecessary.

Added by Ryan on July 11, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

2. My Girlfriend Farted when I Kissed Her Last Night. Should I Break Up with Her?

Asked and answered on the ever helpful and mature answers.yahoo.com. Marissa Mayer, you are doing God's work. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on March 27, 2015| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

3. Ausfahrt

It means "exit" in German, and it makes me giggle. See also Flatulence, German, Sophomoric.

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Funny Euphemisms

4. Fluffing Bunnies

A polite, and adorable, way to explain passing gas. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on September 21, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

5. Kill a Duck

To flatulate. See also Flatulence, Scatological.

Added by chocolateclover on September 19, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

6. Deep Toot

See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on August 27, 2014| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

7. Toots Magoots

Friendly nickname for a flatulent person. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on July 1, 2014| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

8. To Have the Vapors

To pass gas. Used in Victorian times, especially pertaining to women. See also Flatulence, Old-Timey, Victorian.

Added by Snorpheus on June 23, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

9. Zeus Toots

For those who pass gas like thunder and lightning. See also Flatulence, Greek.

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Funny Words

10. Borborygmous

The sound of vibrations of gas or liquid moving through your intestines. See also Flatulence.

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