Entries Tagged “Flatulence”

Funny Nicknames

1. Fiery Toots

'Tis true, I fart a lot. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Euphemisms

2. Purr-fume

A cat fart. See also Cats, Flatulence.

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Funny Dances

3. The "Mature" American

Step 1: Walk into a crowded room full of foreign people.
Step 2: Say "I have an announcement to make."
Step 3: Start making armpit farts for as long as possible. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Instruments

4. The Rump Saxophone

Also known as farting. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Things to Do

5. Blaming The Fish

"I am astounded, how could you blame me for farting? It was obviously the fish in my son's aquarium." See also Fish, Flatulence.

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Funny Insults

6. I Fart in Your General Direction

From Monty Python. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Nicknames

7. Walking Wind

See also Flatulence.

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Funny T-Shirts

8. Farts Are Just the Ghosts of Things We Eat Shop

See also Flatulence, Ghosts, Scatological.

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Funny Nicknames

9. Fartacus

Someone who farts a lot. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Insults

10. I Fart to Make You Smell Better

See also Flatulence.

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