70 Entries Tagged “Flatulence”
Funny Advice
61. Once You Turn 60, Never Pass a Bathroom and Never Trust a Fart!
See also Elderly, Flatulence, Scatological.
Funny Quotes
62. "A Ghost Haunts My Bowels."
And it's not afraid to announce itself. See also Flatulence.
Funny Toys
63. Flarp
A liquid-like substance. It is sold in plastic containers and when you put your hand in the container, the bubbles in the substance make a fart. See also Flatulence.
Funny Things
64. Anorexic Farts
There's nothing like the smell of a fart from someone who doesn't eat. See also Flatulence.
Funny Things to Do
66. Crop Dusting
Passing gas in a stealth manor, usually while walking through a crowd or a group, so that someone else gets blamed for the stench, or at the very least people besides the assailant must suffer it. See also Flatulence.
Funny Words
67. Blunderguff
A fart let off just before a beautiful woman walks into the vicinity. See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.
Funny Instruments
68. The Ass-Trumpet
Holding a megaphone up to a fart. It's a real head-turner. See also Flatulence.