Robyn's Entries

1. Premature Joculation

The act of celebrating an event before the outcome has been finalized. Usually results in one looking like a moron. See also Sports.

Added by Robyn on June 14, 2008| 2 Comments | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2. Skid

Short for skidmark I suppose—a human stain on the underwear of life. Excellent generic insult. See also Scatological.

Added by Robyn on June 12, 2008| 4 Comments | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3. Critical Ass

The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks. See also Obesity, Profanity.

Added by Robyn on June 12, 2008| 2 Comments | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

4. Nooner

You know... a quickie on your lunch break. See also Sex.

Added by Robyn on May 11, 2008| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5. Shituation

An event (usually negative) that has the potential to transform your life into utter shit. See also Profanity.

Added by Robyn on May 7, 2008| 8 Comments | 52 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6. Debutard

Female, filthy rich, and fucking dumb. See also Celebrities.

Added by Robyn on May 6, 2008| 3 Comments | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

7. Chanky

One who is both chunky and skanky. See also Obesity.

Added by Robyn on May 6, 2008| 2 Comments | 18 people like this You Like This | Unlike

8. Tranma

A grandmother who is starting to look like your grandfather. See also Elderly, Portmanteau.

Added by Robyn on May 5, 2008| 3 Comments | 29 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Passing gas in a stealth manor, usually while walking through a crowd or a group, so that someone else gets blamed for the stench, or at the very least people besides the assailant must suffer it. See also Flatulence.

Added by Robyn on May 2, 2008| 4 Comments | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

10. Eating Peanut Butter Out of the Jar With Your Finger

Costanza style. See also Food.

Added by Robyn on October 15, 2007| 2 Comments | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike