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Boring, Oregon
Trust me, the name is apt.
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Kingdom in the Clouds
You can always see it on the ground but can never actually get to it, which is slightly disheartening.
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P.J. O'Houlihans
Fictional Irish bar that your drunkest of friends are always at whenever they should be somewhere else.
4.
Care-a-Lot
Camelot for happy bears.
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Up Shit Creek
Difficult to find on a map; nonetheless, travelers all report a sharp feeling of failure or deflation. The water's strong current can very often leave one without a paddle.
8.
Horse Cave, Kentucky
Even horses need a place to meditate and escape the fast pace of life once in a while.
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Unalaska, Alaska
Located on Unalaska Island and featuring a pictureseque Russian Orthodox church.