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Funny Things

1. Dingleberry/ies

Bits of poo still stuck to an animal's butt fur. Butt fur. See also Scatological.

Added by Tim on April 28, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

3. Butt-raped

What happens to guys in prison.

Added by Tim on November 5, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

5. Frightened, White, Middle-Class Old People

Bulletin: You're getting govt. health care now. Oh, and MedicAid. And disability benefits. All of it, every penny, financed by me. Money I could really use. Another thing, while ranting, fascist or communist? Make up your minds. See also Elderly.

Added by Tim on September 15, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

8. Getting a Red-hot Pot Seed Down Your Shirt

...and you can't get it out. So you jump up, slap and push on your chest and stomach, swear like a sailor, and then sort of finally lean forward and shake your shirt. Riotous! See also Drugs.

Added by Tim on August 17, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny T-Shirts

9. I'm on a Pussy Hunt!

Even today it shocks. Signature male white trash t-shirt/ballcap impression. Do they still sell these?

Added by Tim on August 12, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

10. Columbus Day

First, he didn't discover shit. He did enslave, torture, and murder native Caribbeans to extinction. He was even up on charges for being too harsh, and for the Spanish, that's saying a lot. He bounced around, often getting lost, under constant threat of mutiny. Let's have a federal holiday! See also Holidays.

Added by Tim on August 12, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |


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Grew up in a small town in Wisconsin, now live in Arizona. Enjoy reading history books, hiking, Adam Carolla Project, Stephanie Miller Show, Daily Show, German language, blackjack, and my two dogs.