Tim's Entries
Funny Animals
61. Jackalope
Jackrabbit-antelope hybrid found throughout the Southwest on postcards. See also Made Up.
Funny Places
62. Up Shit Creek
Difficult to find on a map; nonetheless, travelers all report a sharp feeling of failure or deflation. The water's strong current can very often leave one without a paddle. See also Profanity.
Funny Foods
63. Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Revolutionary social change in a snack food, this iconic 70's candied popcorn made you feel like you were getting something over on "The Man", and somehow doing something subversive. See also 70's, Snacks.
Funny Foods
64. Bacon Sandwiches
Lots of butter, lots of bacon. That's it. A Northern Wisconsin staple and a welcome addition to ice fishing, snowshoeing, snowmobiling, etc.
Funny Insults
65. Bad Lay
A real self-esteem crusher when yelled at someone in front of others. See also Sex.
Funny Clothes
66. Track Suit
Wearing the same track suit all day, every day; and, I mean every day. Especially in garish colors - added bonus if you're constantly telling people how much it costs - Might as well wear a sign that says: "Won't even look for a job." See also Failures.
Funny Dances
67. The Robot
Never goes out of style, nor, paradoxically, comes into style. See also 70's, Dances.
Funny Things
68. The Guy Chair
Found in women's clothing stores everywhere and used to seat bored husbands and boyfriends, some of who are holding purses and most of whom are carefully avoiding eye contact. See also Furniture, Places.
Funny Tattoos
69. Name of Girlfriend You've Since Broken Up With
My advice, wait until the wedding and the ring, then get the tat. Otherwise, it's the laser.
