61. Track Suit
Wearing the same track suit all day, every day; and, I mean every day. Especially in garish colors - added bonus if you're constantly telling people how much it costs - Might as well wear a sign that says: "Won't even look for a job." See also Failures.
62. The Robot
63. The Guy Chair
Found in women's clothing stores everywhere and used to seat bored husbands and boyfriends, some of who are holding purses and most of whom are carefully avoiding eye contact. See also Furniture, Places.
My advice, wait until the wedding and the ring, then get the tat. Otherwise, it's the laser.
66. Rubber Overshoes Shop
Most often seen in the Midwest, devided to protect your "good" shoes from moisture and salt.
67. Sicka Yer Shit
The patient complains that he or she's "had it", that they're in the right, or that they've somehow been tormented by the disease's carrier. Highly contagious and often contracted at work or even among family members. Early onset can bring irritation, pursed lips, lack of interest in meaningless tasks, and unexplained staring. See also Profanity.
68. Boogie Fever
Can pop up anywhere good music is played, i.e. in car, at home, at friends. Symptoms include dancing while sitting, drumming on something that is not a drum, or just getting up and dancing. See Isaac Hayes, James Brown, Curtis Mayfield, et al. See also Dances, Music.
I saw them on an APC in Iraq. Freakin' hilarious. See also Cars.
C'mon, be a man and save your money and then get a real leather jacket. You'll thank yourself.