Tim's Entries

21. "...in Bed."

Reciting your fortune cookie, then saying, "...in bed" after whatever is says. Always funny. See also Sex.

Added by Tim on February 18, 2009| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

22. Sleeveless T-Shirts

Especially when worn by the morbidly obese. See also Obesity.

Added by Tim on February 9, 2009| 1 Comment | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Okay, first of all, man-bra. But there's more. Assuming you're in good health, fellah, then your moobs should, for the most part, not be staring at the ground; and, if they are, Who gives a damn anyway? You're a MAN! See also Lingerie.

Added by Tim on February 9, 2009| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Tattoos

24. Tramp Stamp

Lower back (just above butt crack) tattoo on women. Worst scourge on society since the wine cooler. I guess it implies guys have something to read during doggie-style relations, or some kind of trailer park turn-on. All I know is it's probably better to think these things through first. See also White Trash.

Added by Tim on January 21, 2009| 1 Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Places

25. Menomonie, Wisconsin

Pronounced mah-nahm-mah-nee, it's a town about 60 miles east of Minneapolis. Locals often call it, "Me no money".

Added by Tim on January 20, 2009| 1 Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

26. Rainbow Afro Guy

Used to show up at most major televised sporting events. Very noticeable. See also Sports.

Added by Tim on January 18, 2009| 1 Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Nicknames

27. Funny Boy

As in "Hey, Funny Boy!". Said loudly after somebody made fun of somebody else, and somebody took exception. A swift beating then ensues, from one side or the other.

Added by Tim on January 16, 2009| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

28. Chain Saw Art

Sculpting wood using the delicate application of a chainsaw.

Added by Tim on December 16, 2008| 3 Comments | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

30. Good Oral Hygiene

The navy has three different instructional videos on the proper way to brush your teeth.

Added by Tim on September 22, 2008| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike