Reciting your fortune cookie, then saying, "...in bed" after whatever is says. Always funny. See also Sex.
Okay, first of all, man-bra. But there's more. Assuming you're in good health, fellah, then your moobs should, for the most part, not be staring at the ground; and, if they are, Who gives a damn anyway? You're a MAN! See also Lingerie.
Lower back (just above butt crack) tattoo on women. Worst scourge on society since the wine cooler. I guess it implies guys have something to read during doggie-style relations, or some kind of trailer park turn-on. All I know is it's probably better to think these things through first. See also White Trash.
Pronounced mah-nahm-mah-nee, it's a town about 60 miles east of Minneapolis. Locals often call it, "Me no money".
Used to show up at most major televised sporting events. Very noticeable. See also Sports.
As in "Hey, Funny Boy!". Said loudly after somebody made fun of somebody else, and somebody took exception. A swift beating then ensues, from one side or the other.
The navy has three different instructional videos on the proper way to brush your teeth.
Grew up in a small town in Wisconsin, now live in Arizona. Enjoy reading history books, hiking, Adam Carolla Project, Stephanie Miller Show, Daily Show, German language, blackjack, and my two dogs.