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Funny Words

21. Breastes-ses

Women's breasts, and men's frequent discomfort in referring to them in a way thatís not rude. Particularly when they're alone among women. Inasmuch as men get loud and boisterous about female body parts while among other men, like chimpanzees for example, they are strangely tentative, even skittish in this, when alone among women. When alone among women to whom they're related, this ensuing awkwardness is multiplied times 100,000. ďAh, yes, you're right, Janey and Tisha, Gina does have, um,...large...Breastes-ses.Ē

Added by Tim on February 24, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

23. "...in Bed."

Reciting your fortune cookie, then saying, "...in bed" after whatever is says. Always funny. See also Sex.

Added by Tim on February 18, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

25. Man-Bra

Okay, first of all, man-bra. But there's more. Assuming you're in good health, fellah, then your moobs should, for the most part, not be staring at the ground; and, if they are, Who gives a damn anyway? You're a MAN! See also Lingerie.

Added by Tim on February 9, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Tattoos

26. Tramp Stamp

Lower back (just above butt crack) tattoo on women. Worst scourge on society since the wine cooler. I guess it implies guys have something to read during doggie-style relations, or some kind of trailer park turn-on. All I know is it's probably better to think these things through first. See also White Trash.

Added by Tim on January 21, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

29. Funny Boy

As in "Hey, Funny Boy!". Said loudly after somebody made fun of somebody else, and somebody took exception. A swift beating then ensues, from one side or the other.

Added by Tim on January 16, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Tim

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Grew up in a small town in Wisconsin, now live in Arizona. Enjoy reading history books, hiking, Adam Carolla Project, Stephanie Miller Show, Daily Show, German language, blackjack, and my two dogs.