The ultimate holiday comeback. See also Holidays.
Best said any day but Christmas. See also Christmas, Holidays.
Silly sounding nameand the home of Groundhog Day! See also Holidays.
It seems like a good idea because it is a good idea. See also Holidays.
A Swedish holiday to celebrate the coming of spring and a day for everyone to get smashed and light things on fire. See also Holidays, Swedish.
In Austrian folklore, this mythical creature accompanies Santa during the Christmas season. However, he's far from a typical "Santa's Little Helper". This demon-esque Krampus, is a cross between a really pissed-off Grinch, and an Orc from Lord of the Rings. His main task is to frighten bad children into becoming good, by threatening to beat them with long birch whips and rusty chains. Oh, and there's his promise of dragging you to the pits of hell with him as well. Almost makes getting coal in your stocking seem like a good thing. See also Holidays.
It's best to put "From Santa" on the TV Remote that you cleverly wrapped 2 weeks ago, in fear of the obvious repercussions. See also Holidays, Pranks.