When you grow a beard, but on the back of your head. See also Hair.
Quite possibly the most pointless, yet funniest and most randomest thing to ever do. See also Hair.
I mustache you a question. But I'm shaving it for later. See also Hair.
My aunt loves him--but then, whose aunt doesn't? The G stands for "Gorelick," by the way, which should be its own separate entry. See also Hair, Jazz.
For the ladies in the audience. See also Hair, Mustache.
Vacuum hair-cutting system. See also 80's, Hair.
Also known as a pencil mustache. Come on, man up and grow a real mustache! See also French, Hair, Unnecessary.
My wife's euphemism for disappearing into the bathroom with a magazine. See also Bathroom, Hair, Scatological.