Job responsibilities include tending vats that boil animal hair. See also Hair.
So you can brush your hair, then take a selfie before your hair gets messy! See also Hair.
Stuff you spray on your bald spots to cover them up. See also Hair.
Quite possibly the most pointless, yet funniest and most randomest thing to ever do. See also Hair.
My aunt loves him--but then, whose aunt doesn't? The G stands for "Gorelick," by the way, which should be its own separate entry. See also Hair, Jazz.