Entries Tagged “Hair”

Funny Sayings

21. Keep Your Hair On!

A response to somebody when they are inappropriately frustrated or being impatient. See also Hair.

Added by ScotFinch on October 31, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

22. Shaving Your Trademark Beard

What Captain Lou Albano had to do in order to get the role of Mario in the The Super Mario Bros. Super Show. See also Beards, Hair, Hygiene.

Added by Tyler on October 18, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

23. Bumpits

Why have flat hair when you could instead add several inches of unnatural cone-head growth? See also Hair.

Added by Anthony on August 3, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

24. Go-T

An awesome way to describe a really awesome goatee. Like this one. See also Hair.

Added by Brian on July 2, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

25. Baby Bangs

Made just for little girls. See also Babies, Hair.

Added by Brian on April 1, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

26. Hirsute

To be hairy or fuzzy. See also Body, Hair.

Added by a Guest on June 5, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

27. Pornstaches

E.g., the facial hair on this gentlemen holding a basketball. See also Hair.

Added by Ryan on June 2, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

28. Butt Cut

Male haircut parted in the middle, as modeled by this guy. See also Hair.

Added by Ryan on March 27, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

29. Nads

Unfortunately named hair removal product. See also Body, Hair, Hygiene.

Added by a Guest on March 22, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

30. Fauxhawks

See also Hair.

Added by Tim on February 13, 2008| Comment | You Like This |