Entries Tagged “Hair”

Funny Euphemisms

21. Going to Part My Hair

My wife's euphemism for disappearing into the bathroom with a magazine. See also Bathroom, Hair, Scatological.

Added by Anthony on February 15, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

22. So, Tell Me About Your Hair?

I get this question every time I go to a new salon. Um, it likes sunshine and long walks on the beach? See also Hair.

Added by Amanda on February 8, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

23. I'm Having a Good Face Day

Hey, it's not just hair that can look crappy once in awhile. Some days a face can look better than other days. See also Beauty, Hair.

Added by Amanda on February 8, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

24. Sensible Haircuts

A short, easy-to-care-for, overly-frosted mom 'do. Looks best when paired with mom jeans. See also Hair.

Added by scottmsiegel on January 9, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

25. Skullet

This is a man formerly with a mullet but who is aging and losing hair on top. His hair is still long in back but it's mostly just his skull showing on top. See also Hair.

Added by a Guest on December 1, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

26. Bald Bears

Actually a little sad, and yes, a bit funny. But they don't looks so tough now, do they? See also German, Hair.

Added by Brian on November 8, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

27. Touching a Buzz Cut

Yes, I have finally done it. (But I don't think that the guy was too happy.) See also Hair.

Added by a Guest on November 8, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

28. Don't Cut Your Own Bangs

They always come out crooked... AND, you just keep cutting and cutting and cutting... Oh My! See also Hair.

Added by Meez on November 3, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

29. Keep Your Hair On!

A response to somebody when they are inappropriately frustrated or being impatient. See also Hair.

Added by ScotFinch on October 31, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

30. Shaving Your Trademark Beard

What Captain Lou Albano had to do in order to get the role of Mario in the The Super Mario Bros. Super Show. See also Beards, Hair, Hygiene.

Added by Tyler on October 18, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |