Why have flat hair when you could instead add several inches of unnatural cone-head growth? See also Hair.
An awesome way to describe a really awesome goatee. Like this one. See also Hair.
E.g., the facial hair on this gentlemen holding a basketball. See also Hair.
Mustache tattooed on the inside of the index finger. You hold it under your nose with the rest of your fingers closed against your palm. See also Hair.