If you're the person across the table, you don't really know when to stop saying "Bless you." After awhile, you wish they'd sort of just knock it off.
Nothing says "our operators are standing by" like a hot chick wearing a headset.
There's no better way to get folks to try your restaurant than dressing one of your employees in a ridiculous costume and sending him out to the streetcorner to wave at traffic.
Yet another thing named after Native Americans they'd never approve of. Fun to say, though. See also Middle Age.
Much improved when matching glitter top hats and vests are worn. But what isn't?
The absolute, 100%, sure-fire way to keep your dignity after the age of fifty.