Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

1. "Go Step on a Lego"

Basically wishing hell upon a person.

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2. Well, at Least I Didn't Steal Christmas

The ultimate holiday comeback. See also Holidays.

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3. Remember That You're Unique, Just Like Everyone Else

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4. Alcoholics Anonymous is for Quitters

See also Alcohol.

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6. You Only Rent Beer

See also Alcohol, Bathroom.

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7. Birthdays are Healthy for You

Studies have shown that people with more birthdays live longer. See also Birthdays.

Added by SmileCat on September 22, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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8. Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys

A great saying for when you don't want to get involved.

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9. The Center of a Donut is 100% Fat Free.

See also Breakfast.

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10. There Are Two Things I Hate, Racists and Norwegians

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