Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

1. Shoelaces of the World Untie!

Or don't, I don't want to trip. See also Communism, Shoes.

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2. An Unlit Candle Frightens No Monkeys

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3. Il Pleut Comme Une Vache Qui Pisse

Common French expression that translates to "It's raining like a peeing cow." See also French.

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4. Actions Speak Louder than Talks

As found on a fortune cookie.

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5. En Boca Cerrada No Entran Moscas

The Spanish version of "silence is golden" literally means "in closed mouth no flies enter" See also Spanish.

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6. It Takes a Lot of Guts to Clean and Cook a Fish

See also Fish.

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7. My Wife and I Were Happy for Twenty Years. Then We Met.

Story of my life. See also Marraige.

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8. My Dog Barks Thunder and Shits Greatness

See also Dogs, Profanity.

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9. I Thank God for Making Me an Athiest

See also Ironic, Religion.

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10. Taco Cat Spelled Backward is Taco Cat

See also Cats.

Added by awesomenessqueen66 on September 24, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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