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1. A Long-tailed Cat in a Room Full of Rocking Chairs

Southern saying for someone who is very nervous.

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2. There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.

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3. It's Called Going to Work, Not Going to Fun

So says my dad. See also Work.

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4. I Swear to Drunk I'm Not God

The usual excuse for drunks to cops. See also Alcohol.

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5. I'll Hold Your Beer

What you say to somebody after they (usually drunkenly) claim they are going to do something that everyone but them knows its blatantly stupid. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

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6. I'd Rather Do Something and Regret It than Do Nothing at All

What my rugby friends told me before we got our school logo branded on our butts.

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7. You Can Only Fish for So Long...

...until you have to put a stick of dynamite in the water. From the Big Bang Theory. Sentimental note about getting things done. See also Television.

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8. To a Toad, There is Nothing So Lovely as a She-Toad

Oscar Wilde said it. Useful for when you see an especially freaky looking couple.

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9. He Does Everything Like He's Killing Snakes

A person who can't focus but takes on every task with excessive vim. And vigor. See also Reptiles.

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10. Nuckin' Futs

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