Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

1. Get Lost, Apple Sauce

See also 70's.

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2. Nothing is Impossible, Except Women

See also Sexism, Women.

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3. "Go Step on a Lego"

Basically wishing hell upon a person.

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4. Well, at Least I Didn't Steal Christmas

The ultimate holiday comeback. See also Holidays.

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5. Remember That You're Unique, Just Like Everyone Else

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Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny saying.

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6. Alcoholics Anonymous is for Quitters

See also Alcohol.

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8. You Only Rent Beer

See also Alcohol, Bathroom.

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9. Birthdays are Healthy for You

Studies have shown that people with more birthdays live longer. See also Birthdays.

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10. Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys

A great saying for when you don't want to get involved.

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