Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

1. Life Isn't Short—It's the Longest Thing You Do

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2. Ban Pre-shredded Cheese. Make America Grate Again.

See also Cheese, Politics.

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3. Some People Are Like Clouds...

Once they're gone, it's a beautiful day. See also Weather.

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4. Shoelaces of the World Untie!

Or don't, I don't want to trip. See also Communism, Shoes.

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5. An Unlit Candle Frightens No Monkeys

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6. Il Pleut Comme Une Vache Qui Pisse

Common French expression that translates to "It's raining like a peeing cow." See also French.

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7. Actions Speak Louder than Talks

As found on a fortune cookie.

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8. En Boca Cerrada No Entran Moscas

The Spanish version of "silence is golden" literally means "in closed mouth no flies enter" See also Spanish.

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9. It Takes a Lot of Guts to Clean and Cook a Fish

See also Fish.

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10. My Wife and I Were Happy for Twenty Years. Then We Met.

Story of my life. See also Marraige.

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