Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

1. I'm Not Short, I'm Just More Down to Earth than Other People

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Funny Sayings

2. Steak is a Medium Rarely Well Done

Well punned, Groucho Marx. See also Meat, Puns.

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4. Life is Not a Fairy Tale. If You Lose Your Shoe at Midnight, You're Drunk

See also Alcohol.

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5. Go Drunk. You're Home.

See also Alcohol.

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Funny Sayings

6. If Quizzes Are Quizzical, then Tests Are...

See also Body, Sophomoric.

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7. Money Doesn't Grow on Trees, It Grows in ATMs

Logic of a 6-year-old. See also Money.

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8. Never Trust an Atom, They Make Up Everything

See also Science.

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10. Life is Like a Box of Chocolates, it Doesn't Last as Long for Fat People

See also Obesity.

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