Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

1. Please, No! I Have a Wife and Family!

An excuse for why they shouldn't kill you, fire you, or do anything bad to you. See also Middle Age, Old-Timey.

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2. Viel Gluck, Viel SpaƟ, Viel Ananas

Good luck, have fun, many pineapples. A German saying. See also German.

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3. Underneath These Clothes I Am Completely Naked

See also Body.

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6. Spoons Are Just Little Bowls on Sticks

See also Utensils.

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8. I'm Not Short, I'm Just More Down to Earth than Other People

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9. Steak is a Medium Rarely Well Done

Well punned, Groucho Marx. See also Meat, Puns.

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