Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

1. You Gotta Risk It to Get the Biscuit

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2. There's No Mean Way to Say "Bubbles"

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3. It takes 48 muscles to frown when you're annoyed with someone. It only takes 11 muscles to slap them.

My brother gave me this sage advice when we were growing up. Just before he slapped me. See also Violence.

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4. Balloons are Like Friends

If you stab them, they die. See also Violence.

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5. Ain't No Party Like a Communist Party

See also Russian.

Added by a Guest on April 2, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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6. Things I Hate

1. Anonymous Posts on the Internet
2. Bad Speleing
3. Irony
4. Lists

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8. Turtleneck So High I Can't See My Haters

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9. Same Shit, Different Toilet

When the second option is just as bad as the first. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on December 23, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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10. You Are My Oprah

Added by Anthony on December 21, 2013| 1 Comment | You Like This |