Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

1. You Only Rent Beer

See also Alcohol, Bathroom.

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2. Birthdays are Healthy for You

Studies have shown that people with more birthdays live longer. See also Birthdays.

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3. Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys

A great saying for when you don't want to get involved.

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4. The Center of a Donut is 100% Fat Free.

See also Breakfast.

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5. There Are Two Things I Hate, Racists and Norwegians

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6. So This Dyslexic Guy Walks into a Bra...

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7. You Gotta Risk It to Get the Biscuit

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8. There's No Mean Way to Say "Bubbles"

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9. It takes 48 muscles to frown when you're annoyed with someone. It only takes 11 muscles to slap them.

My brother gave me this sage advice when we were growing up. Just before he slapped me. See also Violence.

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10. Balloons are Like Friends

If you stab them, they die. See also Violence.

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