Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

1. This is the Right Choice, Baby

An line from an Indian Pepsi ad that ran from 1990 to 1991. See also 90's, Commercials, Indian.

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2. Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy

See also British.

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3. Everything in This Universe is Either a Gopher or Not a Gopher

See also Deep.

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4. Peace Out, Rainbow Trout!

See also Fish.

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5. My Grandfather Had the Heart of a Lion...

...and a lifetime ban from the New York City Zoo.

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7. Dear algebra, stop asking me to find your X. She's not coming back.

See also Math.

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8. The Word "nun" is the Letter "n" Doing a Cartwheel

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9. I Used to Have a Fear of Hurdles, but I Got Over It

Sorry, not sorry. See also Puns.

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