Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

1. En Boca Cerrada No Entran Moscas

The Spanish version of "silence is golden" literally means "in closed mouth no flies enter" See also Spanish.

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2. It Takes a Lot of Guts to Clean and Cook a Fish

See also Fish.

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3. My Wife and I Were Happy for Twenty Years. Then We Met.

Story of my life. See also Marraige.

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4. My Dog Barks Thunder and Shits Greatness

See also Dogs, Profanity.

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5. I Thank God for Making Me an Athiest

See also Ironic, Religion.

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6. Taco Cat Spelled Backward is Taco Cat

See also Cats.

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8. Every Truck is a Food Truck if You're a Cannibal

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9. Life is Like a Box of Chocolates...

It doesn't last long for fat people. See also Chocolate, Obesity.

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10. 10 Out 0f 6 People Struggle With Fractions

And 750% of people struggle with percentages. See also Math.

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