Funny Sayings

1. Leaving Boston is the Only Thing to Do in Boston

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2. Pobody's Nerfect

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3. I Haven't Found a Way to Make Money by Poking Things with a Stick, so I'm in School

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4. Moshi Moshi

The way to say hello when answering the phone in Japan. Fun for other countries too. See also Japanese.

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5. Eat, Drink, and Be Merry for Tomorrow You May be in Utah

See also Utah.

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6. Strangers Have the Best Candy

I found this out the hard way.

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7. I Eat Lightning and Crap Thunder

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8. You Sunk My Battleship!

See also Games.

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9. He Could Eat Crackers in My Bed Anytime

An expression old ladies use in West Texas to describe a particularly handsome man. Eating crackers in bed, and thus leaving crumbs, is something average Joes are never allowed to do. See also Sex.

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10. Blowing Something to Smithereens

See also Violence.

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