Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

1. Texting While Driving KILLS

And for more driving tips, text "SAFETY" to 79191.

Actually saw this on a roadside billboard.

See also Cars, Safety.

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2. I Mustache You a Question. Shave It for Later.

See also Hair.

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3. If Life Gives You Melons, You May be Dyslexic

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4. It's All Sh*ts and Giggles 'til Someone Giggles and Sh*ts

Trust me. See also Profanity, Scatological.

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5. You're a Rude Dude, so Change Your 'Tude

So says cool 80's mom. See also 80's.

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6. Just Like the Gypsy Woman Said...

And as said on Archer. See also Gypsies.

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7. Knowledge is Knowing a Tomato Isn't a Fruit

See also Fruits, Vegetables.

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8. Schaefer is the One Beer to Have when You're Having More than One.

In other words, it's the beer to get drunk on.

This was the slogan of Schaefer Beer, a now defunct brand that at one time was the fifth-largest brewer in the United States and was particularly popular in Puerto Rico and Guam. See also 70's, Alcohol, Beer.

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9. Commas Save Lives

Let's eat grandma.
No.
Lets eat, grandma. See also Grammar.

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10. May the 4th Be With You

And that's why we celebrate Star Wars Day on May 4th. See also Holidays.

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