Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

1. Taco Cat Spelled Backward is Taco Cat

See also Cats.

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3. Every Truck is a Food Truck if You're a Cannibal

Added by Anthony on September 10, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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4. Life is Like a Box of Chocolates...

It doesn't last long for fat people. See also Chocolate, Obesity.

Added by CHorse on September 4, 2016| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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5. 10 Out 0f 6 People Struggle With Fractions

And 750% of people struggle with percentages. See also Math.

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6. Marriage is the Number One Cause of Divorce

See also Marriage.

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7. Three out of Five Smokers Die

Apparently the other two become immortal. See also Cigarettes, Heath.

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9. We'll Burn That Bridge when We Come to It

Fun Fact, he word for "mixed metaphor" is "malaphor." See also Idioms.

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10. It is Bad Luck to be Superstitious

See also Oxymoron.

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