Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

1. My Grandfather Had the Heart of a Lion...

...and a lifetime ban from the New York City Zoo.

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3. Dear algebra, stop asking me to find your X. She's not coming back.

See also Math.

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4. The Word "nun" is the Letter "n" Doing a Cartwheel

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5. I Used to Have a Fear of Hurdles, but I Got Over It

Sorry, not sorry. See also Puns.

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7. Life Isn't Short—It's the Longest Thing You Do

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8. Ban Pre-shredded Cheese. Make America Grate Again.

See also Cheese, Politics.

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9. Some People Are Like Clouds...

Once they're gone, it's a beautiful day. See also Weather.

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10. Shoelaces of the World Untie!

Or don't, I don't want to trip. See also Communism, Shoes.

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