Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

71. Just Because I Rock Doesn't Mean I'm Made of Stone

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72. Off Her Tits

Britishism for a woman who is really drunk. See also Alcohol, British.

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73. I Just Got Off the Horn

..and it turns out that only douchebags call a phone a "horn". See also Telecommunications.

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74. Your Ass is Grass

And I'm the lawn mower. See also Profanity, Violence.

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75. That Beats a Hen Rooting Uphill Backwards

See also Animals.

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76. Let's Ditch This Bitch

A popular call for leaving an unpopular party. See also Party, Profanity.

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77. Shiver-Me-Timbers

See also Pirates.

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78. Whoa Nelly Furtado

An improvement upon "Whoa Nelly". See also Celebrities, Singers.

Added by a Guest on March 25, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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79. If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say, Don't Say Anything at All

Where's the fun in that?

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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80. A Pig in a Poke

WTF? See also Sayings.

Added by Tim on March 9, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |