Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

71. I'm Not Totally Useless,I Can be Used as a Bad Example

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72. After Tuesday Even the Calender Goes WTF

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73. Get Lost, Apple Sauce

See also 70's.

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74. Nothing is Impossible, Except Women

See also Sexism, Women.

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75. "Go Step on a Lego"

Basically wishing hell upon a person.

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76. Well, at Least I Didn't Steal Christmas

The ultimate holiday comeback. See also Holidays.

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77. Remember That You're Unique, Just Like Everyone Else

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78. Alcoholics Anonymous is for Quitters

See also Alcohol.

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79. Remember That Behind Every Selfie are 47 Identical Ones That Didn't Make It

See also Teenagers.

Added by a Guest on October 1, 2014| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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80. You Only Rent Beer

See also Alcohol, Bathroom.

Added by Ryan on September 29, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

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