Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

71. Pipe Down!

Usually used by dads, for some reason. Needs to be said only once. Oddly effective, even to this day.

Added by Tim on February 19, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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72. God Works in Mysterious Ways

Good saying for explaining just about anything to children, for example why they didn't receive a Nintendo Wii for their birthday, See also Religion.

Added by Ryan on September 29, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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73. I've Been Around the Block a Few Times

That's because you were too drunk to find the house. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on September 7, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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74. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

The triple-whammy of blasphemous exclamations. See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on September 4, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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75. Harder than Chinese Math

When something is very difficult or complex. See also Asian.

Added by a Guest on September 1, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny saying.

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76. Going Down Like a Homesick Mole

South African expression praising the first beer of the day. See also African, Animals, Foreign.

Added by a Guest on August 31, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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77. All Your Base Are Belong to Us

A quote from the poorly translated video game "Zero Wing". This later went on to become an internet meme. See also Video Games.

Added by a Guest on August 31, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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78. Tight Butts Drive Me Nuts

It's true, they do. See also Body.

Added by Anthony on August 22, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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79. Higher than a Giraffe's Ass

When someone is really high (on life... or drugs). See also Animals, Drugs.

Added by a Guest on August 21, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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80. Well Played, Sir

Response for when your friend says something funny.

Added by emptyspaces on August 4, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |