Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

71. I Love Everybody

Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. Some I'd love to punch in the face. See also Love.

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73. I'd Give My Right Hand to be Ambidextrous

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74. I Wondered Why the Ball Got Larger.

Then it hit me.

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77. I Lift Things Up and Put Them Down

Says this guy. See also Gym.

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78. Every Day, Someone Unknowingly Takes That Day's Biggest Dump in the World

Makes you think doesn't it? See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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79. After Tuesday, the Calendar Goes WTF

Think about it.

Added by Marandola on October 5, 2015| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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