Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

71. Dry Erase Boards Are Remarkable

See also Office, Puns.

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72. Friends are like snow flakes. If you pee on them they go away.

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73. And Then Satan Said, "Put the Alphabet in Math"

Face the truth. No one likes algebra. See also Math.

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74. Texting While Driving KILLS

And for more driving tips, text "SAFETY" to 79191.

Actually saw this on a roadside billboard.

See also Cars, Safety.

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75. I Mustache You a Question. Shave It for Later.

See also Hair.

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76. If Life Gives You Melons, You May be Dyslexic

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77. It's All Sh*ts and Giggles 'til Someone Giggles and Sh*ts

Trust me. See also Profanity, Scatological.

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78. You're a Rude Dude, so Change Your 'Tude

So says cool 80's mom. See also 80's.

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79. Just Like the Gypsy Woman Said...

And as said on Archer. See also Gypsies.

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80. Knowledge is Knowing a Tomato Isn't a Fruit

See also Fruits, Vegetables.

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