Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

71. Make Sex

"Do you want to make sex?" See also Foreign, Sex.

Added by Frank on June 14, 2010| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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72. A Moment on the Lips, a Lifetime on the Hips

A guy said this while turning down a piece of cake at a wedding this weekend—it tickled me. See also Diets, Obesity.

Added by Ryan on June 3, 2010| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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73. More Than You Can Shake a Stick At

Added by CaptainKrill on April 5, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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74. I'll Give You Something to Cry About

Something Dad would say when we were already crying. See also Parents.

Added by tommy22 on March 17, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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75. I Cuss, You Cuss, We All Cuss for Asparagus

Unlike its twin saying about ice cream, the asparagus rhyme never made it big. See also Vegetables.

Added by CaptainKrill on March 7, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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76. Pensando En La Inmortalidad Del Cangrejo

"Contemplating the immortality of the crab", the random Spanish equivalent of "spacing out". See also Spanish.

Added by mellojello on March 6, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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77. That Face Could Make a Freight Train Take a Dirt Road

This saying has legs and stands on its own. Anything more that I write might actually knock the shine off this gem.

Added by kevin on February 25, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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78. Makes About as Much Sense as Bowling Cleats

A stellar variation on the "football bat" - a timeless jewel.

Added by kevin on February 25, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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79. Going off Like a Frog in a Sock

The term is generally heard in a gig or a nightclub when the dance floor erupts to the sound of a particularly good piece of music.

Added by sbirchall on February 20, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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80. He's a Dog of His Own Trot

Similar to marching to one's own drum beat. See also Dogs.

Added by Opossum on February 15, 2010| Comment | You Like This |