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Funny Things to Do
1. Accidentally Punching Yourself in the Face While Fist Pumping to More Shots
See also Alcohol.
Funny Things to Do
2. The Heel Dragger
When you're getting kicked out of a place and you hike up both of your arms like you're about to do a circle dance and the two bouncers take you by each arm... and then you just drag your heels and enjoy the ride. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Funny Things to Do
3. F-Bomb Kamikaze
When you explode on someone and just go into a spit-mist Flurry of f-words. Nothing startles a person more than the f-word. Especially when it is fully unbridled. See also Profanity.
Funny Words
4. Shwing!
Also Pronounced "SHUH-WING! You usually do a golfing stroke while you do it. Or you just prad back like you got a boner. Used to express moments of extreme happiness after victory.
Funny Sayings
5. Having a Good Penis Day
This portion of the human body varies extremely from day to day. Not totally unlike the worldy renowned "Bad Hair Day" The equivalent to the totally out of wack hair dew, would be the "Run Away Ball Sack"
Funny Things to Do
6. Following Somebody into the Bathroom and Talking AT Them While They Are Peeing
"Yea man so then I called and told her I wasn't coming. LIKE a Ninja." See also Bathroom.
Funny Things to Do
7. Trying to Get Back Into a Place After Being Kicked Out While Puking and Threatening to Burn the Place Down
Hey I didn't burn the place down did I? What's the problem? See also Alcohol.
Funny Things to Do
8. Pretending Like Your Going to Light a Cigarette in a Public Place and When Somebody Comes Up to You And Says "Are You Smoking?" You Say "No I'm Making a Balloon Animal. Earthling. What Does It Look Like?"
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