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Funny Things to Do

2. The Heel Dragger

When you're getting kicked out of a place and you hike up both of your arms like you're about to do a circle dance and the two bouncers take you by each arm... and then you just drag your heels and enjoy the ride. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by ScotFinch on February 15, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

3. F-Bomb Kamikaze

When you explode on someone and just go into a spit-mist Flurry of f-words. Nothing startles a person more than the f-word. Especially when it is fully unbridled. See also Profanity.

Added by ScotFinch on February 15, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

4. Shwing!

Also Pronounced "SHUH-WING! You usually do a golfing stroke while you do it. Or you just prad back like you got a boner. Used to express moments of extreme happiness after victory.

Added by ScotFinch on February 15, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

5. Having a Good Penis Day

This portion of the human body varies extremely from day to day. Not totally unlike the worldy renowned "Bad Hair Day" The equivalent to the totally out of wack hair dew, would be the "Run Away Ball Sack"

Added by ScotFinch on February 14, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

6. Following Somebody into the Bathroom and Talking AT Them While They Are Peeing

"Yea man so then I called and told her I wasn't coming. LIKE a Ninja." See also Bathroom.

Added by ScotFinch on February 5, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

7. Trying to Get Back Into a Place After Being Kicked Out While Puking and Threatening to Burn the Place Down

Hey I didn't burn the place down did I? What's the problem? See also Alcohol.

Added by ScotFinch on January 29, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

9. Your Mom's So Fat She Has to Seek Men on Craigslist

See also Internet.

Added by ScotFinch on December 14, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

10. Chain Smoking Charley Brown

No comment See also Comics.

Added by ScotFinch on December 14, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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