Funny Nicknames

Funny Nicknames

1. Capn' Cankle

There's a kid I know whose ankles are bigger than his head. No joke.

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2. Walking Wind

See also Flatulence.

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3. Wednesday

For the middle child.

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4. Little Marco

Donald Trump's nickname for Marco Rubio. See also Politics.

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5. Walking Dictionary

For someone who knows everything.

Added by DollarDollarBlingBing on February 7, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny nickname?

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6. Two Story

For when you have to look up at someone to talk to them.

Added by Ella on February 1, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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7. Internet Explorer

For that friend that always takes an eternity to react. See also Computers, Internet.

Added by HolyAcamoly on January 3, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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8. The Incredible Sulk

What they called the Hulk when he was three.

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9. Saturday Night

Your best friend who goes to every party and drinks way too much beer.

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10. Stalker365

For that creepy person who is always looking through your bedroom window...

Added by a Guest on November 3, 2015| 7 Comments | You Like This |