There's a kid I know whose ankles are bigger than his head. No joke.
For the middle child.
For someone who knows everything.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny nickname?
For when you have to look up at someone to talk to them.
What they called the Hulk when he was three.
Your best friend who goes to every party and drinks way too much beer.
For that creepy person who is always looking through your bedroom window...