Funny Diseases

Funny Diseases

1. Cyrus Virus

Marked by twerking, sticking out your tongue, licking hammers, and obsessing over wrecking balls. See also Singers.

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2. Triskaidekaphobia

Fear of the number 13. See also Numbers.

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3. Cataplexy

Every time strong emotions are felt, the muscles weaken dramatically, causing the person to collapse.

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4. Adolescent Benign Focal Crisis

The inability of teenagers to concentrate. See also Teenagers.

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5. Arachibutyrophobia

Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

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Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny disease.

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6. Tanorexica

Addiction to tanning.

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7. Food Neophobia

The extreme fear of new foods.

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8. Blue Skin Disorder

A large family (known as the Blue Fugates) lived in Troublesome Creek, Kentucky until the 1960s. Most of them lived past the age of 80, with no serious illness—just blue skin. The trait was passed on from generation to generation. People with this condition could have blue, plum, indigo, or even purple skin.

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9. Pica

People with this disease have the urge to eat things like dirt, paper, glue, and clay and is believed to be linked to mineral deficiency.

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10. Exploding Head Syndrome

This is real. I have it.

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