No, not a fear of pants, but the fear of everything. So I guess that actually includes the fear of pants. See also Pants.
The fear of thoughts, or thinking. Yikes.
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Rapid heartbeat and possible heart attack as a result of looking at beautiful art. See also Art.
A mental illness in which someone thinks he or she is a walking copse. See also Zombies.
Marked by twerking, sticking out your tongue, licking hammers, and obsessing over wrecking balls. See also Singers.