Fear of trees.
Fear of sourness or sour things. Raise your hand if you've ever been freaked out by a Sour Patch Kids commercial. See also Candy.
The struggle to get up in the morning. Especially common on Mondays between August and May.
When someone is allergic to water and breaks out in hives and rashes after coming in contact with it, in some cases when drinking water the throat swells... worst case scenario you can never let a drop of water touch your skin without breaking out everywhere. See also Water.
Fear of ugliness.
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Fear of your mother-in-law.
Bronchiolitis obliterans organising pneumonia. A serious disease with a cute name. See also Cute.
Fear of dinner parties. But to be fair, who hasn't felt this? See also Phobias.
No, not a fear of pants, but the fear of everything. So I guess that actually includes the fear of pants. See also Pants.