Funny Insults

Funny Insults

1. If I Were a Bird, You Would be the First Person I'd Poop on

See also Birds, Scatalogical.

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2. Numpty

The most amusing word to use for calling somebody an idiot.

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3. You Are Not Invited to My Birthday Party Anymore

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4. Go Step in a Puddle With Your Socks on

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5. Broken Microwave

See also Kitchen.

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6. Stale, End-Piece of White Bread

See also Bread.

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8. Thou Bunch-back'd Toad!

Shakespearean insult from Richard III. See also Shakespere.

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9. You're as Sharp as a Marble

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10. Please Do Me the Courtesy of Your Absence.

Credited to Lenin. Funny, nonetheless. See also Communism.

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