Funny Insults

Funny Insults

1. Russian Doll

Are you a Russian doll?
Because you're full of yourself. See also Russian.

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2. Meretricious

Real word that Merriam-Webster defines as "attractive in a cheap or false way" and "of or relating to a prostitute".

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3. A Face like a Bulldog Chewing a Wasp

See also Dogs.

Added by Yvonne on August 23, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

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4. Schlumpadinka

Oprah Winfrey coined this word meaning a person who does not care about themselves, e.g. wears the same pair of jeans with holes for a month, never brushes hair, etc. See also Lazy.

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5. Yo Mama and a Burger Are Like Uranium 235 and Uranium 238

Uranium 235 and Uranium 238 are almost inseparable isotopes. See also Science.

Added by a Guest on April 29, 2014| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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6. Mumpsimus

A person who continues to misspeak, even after being corrected. Read more about the interesting origins of the word.

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7. Gaywad

70's grade school favorite. See also 70's.

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8. Limp-Noodle

"Say that to my face, you limp-noodle!" from Disney's Mulan.

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9. Sitzpinkler

German for a wimp. The literal translation is "man who pees sitting down". See also Bathroom, German.

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10. Zipfelklatscher

A Bavarian insult. See also German.

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