Funny Insults

Funny Insults

1. Mumpsimus

A person who continues to misspeak, even after being corrected. Read more about the interesting origins of the word.

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2. Gaywad

70's grade school favorite. See also 70's.

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3. Limp-Noodle

"Say that to my face, you limp-noodle!" from Disney's Mulan.

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4. Sitzpinkler

German for a wimp. The literal translation is "man who pees sitting down". See also Bathroom, German.

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5. Zipfelklatscher

A Bavarian insult. See also German.

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Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny insult.

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6. Klutz

A clumsy person (Yiddish). Literally means "a block of wood." I suppose a synonym for that would be "blockhead," a la Charlie Brown.

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7. You're as Ugly as the South End of a North-Bound Donkey

Can't say I'm one to talk...

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8. Mr. Clever Clogs

A bygone insult for a fast-footed show-off. See also English, Old-Timey.

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10. Coffee Boiler

Lazy person.

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