Funny Insults

Funny Insults

1. You're Nuttier then a Squirrel's Turd

See also Scatological.

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2. Yo' Momma So Small, She Hang glides on a Dorito

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3. Someone Getting Drunk and Taping Crayons to Their Feet Could Write Better Than You

As paraphrased from Veep. See also Writing.

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4. You Bead! You Acorn!

You tell 'em Shakespeare. See also Shakespeare.

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5. Eejit, Numpty, and Galoot

All Scottish words for "idiot." See also Scottish.

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6. Schweinehund

"Pig dog" in German and an insult commonly used in World War II movies and the 80's video game Castle Wolfenstein. See also 80's, German, Profanity.

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7. You Would Struggle to Find Hay in a Haystack

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8. You Lewd, Crude, Rude, Bag of Pre-chewed Food Dude

Quote from Hook staring the late, great Robin Williams.

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10. Landlubber

One who spends his life on land, as opposed to one at sea. A favorite insult of pirates. See also Pirates.

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