Funny Insults

Funny Insults

1. Schlumpadinka

Oprah Winfrey coined this word meaning a person who does not care about themselves, e.g. wears the same pair of jeans with holes for a month, never brushes hair, etc. See also Lazy.

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2. Yo Mama and a Burger Are Like Uranium 235 and Uranium 238

Uranium 235 and Uranium 238 are almost inseparable isotopes. See also Science.

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3. Mumpsimus

A person who continues to misspeak, even after being corrected. Read more about the interesting origins of the word.

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4. Gaywad

70's grade school favorite. See also 70's.

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5. Limp-Noodle

"Say that to my face, you limp-noodle!" from Disney's Mulan.

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6. Sitzpinkler

German for a wimp. The literal translation is "man who pees sitting down". See also Bathroom, German.

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7. Zipfelklatscher

A Bavarian insult. See also German.

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8. Klutz

A clumsy person (Yiddish). Literally means "a block of wood." I suppose a synonym for that would be "blockhead," a la Charlie Brown.

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9. You're as Ugly as the South End of a North-Bound Donkey

Can't say I'm one to talk...

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10. Mr. Clever Clogs

A bygone insult for a fast-footed show-off. See also English, Old-Timey.

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