Funny Insults

1. Hairy Butt Rash

This seems to be the latest insult on the playground where I was on recess duty. See also Kids.

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2. Poltroon

A insult meaning "coward".

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3. Wart Nibbler

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4. Tommy Toggle

That guy who hits the button or switch while asking "what does this button do?"

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5. Pettifogger

A petty, unscrupulous lawyer; also, one who quibbles over trivia. See also Lawyer.

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6. Jokers

Favorite insult of suburban dads, usually referring to poor drivers or their kids' friends. Often combined with a "check out the" or "get a load of this". See also Middle Age.

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7. Milquetoast

A more elegant way to describe someone as a sissy.

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8. Snollygoster

A person who can't be trusted. See also Old-Timey.

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9. Slangwhanger

A loud abusive speaker or obnoxious writer. See also Old-Timey.

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10. Scollywop

Akin to a slag, skeezer, or skank. See also British.

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