Someone how sucks all the happiness out of the room.
Exceptionally ugly, as in his or her physiognomy is prima facie evidence, so to speak, that X "regularly mate(s) with" Y, etc. See also Sex.
One that is stuck up. For example, they have a double-wide trailer and you have a single-wide trailer.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny insult?
A sophisticated word for person who likes to criticize, but does not know what they are talking about.
Someone who gets up at six in the morning to buy a McDonald's milk shake. See also Made Up.
French for "grapefruit". A Gallic way to call someone fat. See also French.
A cheating, devious, miserable person who is having a bad day and believes that ruining yours will improve theirs. That said, I'm sure if you call anybody with a sense of humor this, it'll put a smile on their face.