Funny Insults

Funny Insults

21. Flaming Shit-Heel

A guy who's convinced he's God's gift to humankind, ultra cool; but, in fact, is a pathetic, trend-chasing wanker. See also Profanity.

Added by Tim on May 21, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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22. Stumblebum

See also Old-Timey.

Added by Tyler on April 12, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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23. Lobsterbacks

Slang term for the British Redcoats in the Revolutionary War.

Added by a Guest on December 8, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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24. Aquatard

Insult directed at grown men who can't swim. See also Swimming.

Added by a Guest on December 2, 2008| 9 Comments | You Like This |

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25. Slubberdegullion

A medieval insult meaning a mean, dirty wretch. See also Medieval.

Added by a Guest on September 8, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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26. Homeschool

As in, "What's up, Homeschool?" An excellent insult because it covers so many insult-related topics: nerdiness, out of touch, undereducated, etc. The list is endless. See also Schools.

Added by Tim on August 25, 2008| 17 Comments | You Like This |

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27. Joe Blow

Like, you just don't matter, man.

Added by Tim on August 21, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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28. Wikipediots

People, generally found on internet forums, who are quick to tote their knowledge on a subject; when all they are really doing is quickly looking that subject up on Wikipedia, and pretending to know the info off the top of their heads. See also Computers, Internet.

Added by a Guest on August 4, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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29. Dickflap

A person that cannot be exclusively classified as a dick or "See You Next Tuesday", but can be summed as the cumulation of both. See also British.

Added by a Guest on July 6, 2008| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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30. Skid

Short for skidmark I suppose—a human stain on the underwear of life. Excellent generic insult. See also Scatological.

Added by Robyn on June 12, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |