Funny Insults

11. If You Were Half as Smart as You Think You Are, You'd be Twice as Smart as You Really Are

Added by Seattle-paramedic on November 9, 2009| 2 Comments | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

12. Mall Slut

See also Mall, New Jersey.

Added by Anthony on November 7, 2009| 1 Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

13. Anorexic Farts

There's nothing like the smell of a fart from someone who doesn't eat. See also Flatulence.

Added by Amanda on October 1, 2009| 2 Comments | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

14. Showboat

Oh, I see you're wearing a tie today. Showboat.

Added by Brian on September 23, 2009| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

15. Wisenheimer

One who is obnoxiously self-assertive and arrogant. Informal know-it-all also known as a saucebox, smart aleck, smarty, smarty-pants, wiseacre, wisecracker, or wise guy. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Jeff on July 29, 2009| Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

16. Fancy Balls

For someone that is being particularly picky or whiny.

Added by a Guest on June 30, 2009| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

17. Skinflint

Insult directed towards someone displaying miserly behavior.

Added by Brian on June 28, 2009| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

18. Flaming Shit-Heel

A guy who's convinced he's God's gift to humankind, ultra cool; but, in fact, is a pathetic, trend-chasing wanker. See also Profanity.

Added by Tim on May 21, 2009| 2 Comments | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

19. Stumblebum

See also Old-Timey.

Added by Tyler on April 12, 2009| 3 Comments | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

20. Lobsterbacks

Slang term for the British Redcoats in the Revolutionary War.

Added by a Guest on December 8, 2008| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike