Funny Insults

Funny Insults

11. Broken Microwave

See also Kitchen.

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12. Stale, End-Piece of White Bread

See also Bread.

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14. Thou Bunch-back'd Toad!

Shakespearean insult from Richard III. See also Shakespere.

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15. You're as Sharp as a Marble

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16. Please Do Me the Courtesy of Your Absence.

Credited to Lenin. Funny, nonetheless. See also Communism.

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17. Stop Talking to Yourself

The universal insult reverser. See also Sophomoric.

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18. Go Sit on a Pine Cone

Whenever you can't come up with a comeback.

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19. You're as Useful as a White Crayon

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20. Weichei

A German way of calling someone a wimp. Literally translates to "soft egg." See also German.

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