Anthony's Entries

Funny Books

1. Time-Life Mysteries of the Unknown

"Chicago. A man is about to get on a routine flight. Suddenly he pauses. He doesn't know why, but he's got to walk away. An hour later the plan goes down in flames. It's dismissed as chance." See also 80's, Commercials.

Added by Anthony on April 6, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

2. Strip Club Buffets

Fine dining at it's best.

Added by Anthony on January 26, 2013| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

3. Backdoor Calamari

Pig rectum rings allegedly solid as imitation, deep-fried squid. See also Farming.

Added by Anthony on January 19, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

4. Wild Horses

According to popular song, animals inexplicably intent on tearing people apart. Dicks.

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Funny People

5. Drawbridge Guarding Trolls

And requiring travelers to answer riddles before being allowed to cross. See also Monsters.

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Funny Phrases

6. Full of Beans

What my Grandmother used to say I was when I was misbehaving as a child.

Added by Anthony on December 27, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

7. Cassingles

Also known as cassette singles and the original $.99 song. See also 80's, 90's, Music.

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Funny Things to Do

8. Filling Up on Bread

Added by Anthony on December 12, 2012| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

9. Mr. Rocky Books

Nickname given to a raccoon who sought shelter in a Queens, New York library during Hurricane Sandy and subsequently decided not to leave.

Added by Anthony on December 2, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

10. Thin-Lipped Harpie

Don't marry one.

Added by Anthony on June 9, 2012| Comment | You Like This |