Entries Tagged “Bathroom”

Funny Jobs

1. Groom of the King's Close Stool

A trusted man whose job it was to wipe the king's bottom. See also Bathroom, Medieval, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on November 16, 2015| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

2. Every Day, Someone Unknowingly Takes That Day's Biggest Dump in the World

Makes you think doesn't it? See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on October 6, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

3. Why Can't You Hear a Pterodactyl When It's Using the Bathroom?

Because the P is silent. See also Bathroom, Dinosaurs.

Added by k on September 29, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

4. Painting My Nails

A polite for women to say they to spend and extended time in the bathroom.
"What took so long?"
"I was painting my nails". See also Bathroom, Women.

Added by a Guest on August 14, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Books

5. How to Poo at Work Shop

Yes, this is a legitimate book. Description: How can I do #2 at work but still be #1 on the job? See also Bathroom, Scatological, Work.

Added by EllaThePerson on June 18, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

6. Poo-Pourri Shop

Spritz the bowl and no one will know. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on March 27, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

7. Eating Food in the Bathtub

See also Bathroom.

Added by Sophiahaswag on March 20, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

8. UroClub

The discrete, sanitary way to relieve yourself on the golf course. See also Bathroom, Golf, Sports.

Added by ntpony360 on January 18, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

9. GoGirl Shop

Don't take life sitting down. A portable device that lets women urinate while standing up. See also Bathroom.

Added by ntpony360 on January 18, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

10. Do You Have a Latrine?

Next time you're a guest at someone's house, ask this. As seen in the recent movie Nebraska. See also Bathroom.

Added by Ryan on September 29, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |