My wife's euphemism for disappearing into the bathroom with a magazine. See also Bathroom, Hair, Scatological.
While he did not invent the toilet, he did invent the ballcockan important part of the flushable toilet. See also Bathroom, Scatological.
Great way to get two things done at once. See also Bathroom.
With Poo-Pourri in your purse, now your shit really don't stink! See also Bathroom, Scatological, Unnecessary.
Grandma's favorite dinner-time topic. See also Bathroom, Scatological.
As perfected by Crocodile Dundee. See also Bathroom.
Finally, after over one hundred years, an innovation in wiping your ass. See also Bathroom, Scatological, Unnecessary.