Entries Tagged “Bathroom”

Funny Euphemisms

1. Going to Part My Hair

My wife's euphemism for disappearing into the bathroom with a magazine. See also Bathroom, Hair, Scatological.

Added by Anthony on February 15, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

2. Rubber Sheets

They are for kids/people that wet the bed. See also Bathroom.

Added by Amanda on February 15, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

3. Thomas Crapper

While he did not invent the toilet, he did invent the ballcock—an important part of the flushable toilet. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by grouchyteacher on December 28, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

4. Ballcock

See also Bathroom.

Added by scottmsiegel on December 1, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

5. Brushing Your Teeth While Peeing

Great way to get two things done at once. See also Bathroom.

Added by Meez on November 3, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

6. Poo~Pourri

With Poo-Pourri in your purse, now your shit really don't stink! See also Bathroom, Scatological, Unnecessary.

Added by ScotFinch on November 2, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

7. Bowel Movement

Grandma's favorite dinner-time topic. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on October 19, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

8. Shaving With a Real Knife

As perfected by Crocodile Dundee. See also Bathroom.

Added by a Guest on August 20, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

9. Smoking While Shaving

See also Bathroom, Tobacco.

Added by Tim on August 11, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

10. The Comfort Wipe

Finally, after over one hundred years, an innovation in wiping your ass. See also Bathroom, Scatological, Unnecessary.

Added by Anthony on July 28, 2009| Comment | You Like This |