Entries Tagged “Bathroom”

Funny Euphemisms

1. Dreadnought in Port

Not flushing the toilet. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on June 13, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Toys

2. Toilet Trouble Shop

Which flush will cause the gush? See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on May 19, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

3. Shewee Extreme Shop

NATO-approved female urination device. See also Bathroom.

Added by a Guest on May 7, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

4. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?

Because of gravity. See also Bathroom.

Added by a Guest on April 23, 2017| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

5. Napoleon in a Chamber Pot

Long ago, people who hated Napoleon put a clay figure of him in their chamber pots so they could relieve themselves on him. See also Bathroom, French, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on July 11, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

6. Groom of the King's Close Stool

A trusted man whose job it was to wipe the king's bottom. See also Bathroom, Medieval, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on November 16, 2015| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

7. Every Day, Someone Unknowingly Takes That Day's Biggest Dump in the World

Makes you think doesn't it? See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on October 6, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

8. Why Can't You Hear a Pterodactyl When It's Using the Bathroom?

Because the P is silent. See also Bathroom, Dinosaurs.

Added by k on September 29, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

9. Painting My Nails

A polite for women to say they to spend and extended time in the bathroom.
"What took so long?"
"I was painting my nails". See also Bathroom, Women.

Added by a Guest on August 14, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Books

10. How to Poo at Work Shop

Yes, this is a legitimate book. Description: How can I do #2 at work but still be #1 on the job? See also Bathroom, Scatological, Work.

Added by EllaThePerson on June 18, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

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