No.
1.
Lady Speed Stick
Hands off, gentlemen. It's for the ladies.
2.
Diaper Pony
A pony that's kept indoors as a house pet and has to wear a diaper so as not to soil the living room.
3.
Toliet-Training a Cat
You think it's a joke, but cats have been trained to use the toliet by many pet-owners, including jazz great Charles Mingus.
4.
Piddle
Euphemism for urination, especially when applied to dogs.
5.
Urinal Cake
So good, yet so disgusting.
6.
Tinkle
As in, "I got to tinkle."
7.
The Dookie Dance
Pardon the vulgarity, but performing the dance requires imitating a person trying not to crap his pants.
8.
Always Piss Down a Slope
I had to learn that the hard way.
9.
The Urilift
A urinal that pops out of the ground at night.
10.
Pissy Baby
From mother to child, overheard on the streets of Chicago, "Why you do that? I'm no longer going to call you Sarah. From now on you Pissy Baby."