Entries Tagged “Politics”

Funny Phrases

1. Hobo Floto Voto

Process by which Chicago politicians carried homeless around town to vote multiple times and plied them with booze as a reward. See also Politics.

Added by Tyler on March 6, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

2. Robert Byrd, U.S. Senator

This delirious, jolly old man is older than the Senate itself. See also Politics.

Added by ScotFinch on November 12, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

3. Joementum

What Joe Lieberman claimed to have picked up before finishing fifth in the New Hampshire 2004 Democratic primary. See also Politics.

Added by Tyler on June 28, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

4. "Too many OBGYNs aren't able to practice their, their love with women all across this country."

As spoken by none other than our president, George W. Bush. See also Politics.

Added by a Guest on October 16, 2007| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

5. Freedom Fries

We can thank Republican congressmen Robert W. Ney and Walter B. Jones Jr. for both freedom fries and freedom toast. See also Politics.

Added by Anthony on January 29, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

6. "No guns. No butter. Both can kill."

Presidential campaign slogan of former baseball player Bill "Spaceman" Lee, who ran under the absurdist Rhinoceros Party ticket in 1988. See also Baseball, Politics, Sports.

Added by Dave on January 8, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

7. Elmo Zumwalt

Former U.S. Senatorial candidate and youngest man ever to serve as U.S. Chief of Naval Operations. See also People, Politics.

Added by Dave on December 20, 2006| Comment | You Like This |