Entries Tagged “70's”

Funny Instruments

1. EDS-1275 Double Neck Guitar

For expert guitar players only. See also 70's, 80's, Music.

Added by LlamaKing on June 9, 2015| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

2. Schaefer is the One Beer to Have when You're Having More than One.

In other words, it's the beer to get drunk on.

This was the slogan of Schaefer Beer, a now defunct brand that at one time was the fifth-largest brewer in the United States and was particularly popular in Puerto Rico and Guam. See also 70's, Alcohol, Beer.

Added by Chris on May 31, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

3. Get Lost, Apple Sauce

See also 70's.

Added by Brian on March 6, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Toys

4. Wham-O Water Wiennie

An amazing power tube that squirts water great distances. See also 70's.

Added by a Guest on January 3, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

5. Put Some Lotion in Your Motion and Some Glide in Your Slide

A direct quotation from The Fonz from the TV series Happy Days. I've never forgotten it. I use it when giving people advice about dancing. See also 70's, Sitcoms.

Added by NanCanada1 on October 10, 2014| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Toys

6. Stretch Armstrong

Rubber strong man filled with gelled corn syrup to make him stretchy. See also 70's.

Added by MrBill on April 1, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

7. Gaywad

70's grade school favorite. See also 70's.

Added by a Guest on March 25, 2014| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Books

8. Pardon Me, You're Stepping On My Eyeball Shop

A 1970's coming-of-age novel for young adults, much to the dismay of readers who expected something else. See also 70's.

Added by Joe on March 10, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

9. Chicken Pox Parties

The abandoned and now discredited practice of parents gathering children around a child known to have chicken pox and, among other methods to spread the infection, sharing lollipops. The theory was that chicken pox is less dangerous to children than adults, and should be encountered as early in life as possible. See also 70's.

Added by Tyler on September 7, 2013| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Toys

10. Tippy Tumbles

I wanted this doll as a child, but got a skipping rope instead. The doll could sit up, do front and back flips and handstands with the aid of a battery-operated "handbag" accessory attached to its leg. See also 70's, Dolls.

Added by a Guest on June 13, 2013| Comment | You Like This |