No.
1.
Debutard
Female, filthy rich, and fucking dumb.
2.
David Lee Roth Kick
A very high kick, as performed by Van Halen's David Lee Roth.
3.
Whoa Nelly Furtado
An improvement upon "Whoa Nelly".
4.
It's Britney, Bitch
I said, "It's Britney, Bitch".
5.
Dina Lohan
"I'm not like other moms. I'm a cool mom!"
6.
Marrying Elizabeth Taylor
Hey, it happens to the best of us.
7.
Gwenyth Paltrow on Crutches
A dubious selection, but we can't deny a request by fine folks at VH1.
8.
Bloodsport
A greased-up Jean-Claude Van Damme travels to Hong Kong to fight in a no-holds-barred martial arts tournament known as the Kumatai. Although unintentional, this flick provides plenty of laughs along with a plethora of roundhouse kicks to the face.
9.
Prosti-Tots
Another reason to hate Paris, Britney, Lindsey, and Nicole. Either that, or another reason to hate Newsweek.