Entries Tagged “Parents”

Funny Things to Do

1. Making One's Eyes Bug out at a Restaurant when First Looking at the Check

This is a classic Dad Joke, where one pretends to be astonished at the $7.13 one is paying for coffee and a sandwich (best used if there is another person at the table to appreciate the humor). See also Parents.

Added by johngalt on April 15, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

2. I'll Give You Something to Cry About

Something Dad would say when we were already crying. See also Parents.

Added by tommy22 on March 17, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

3. Fun Dad

Normal Dad just gives you a check in your birthday card....
Fun Dad has a $20 bill up his sleeve which "magically" slides into your hand when the handshake is over.

There is a fine, fine line between Fun Dad and Creepy Uncle. See also Parents.

Added by CaptainCliche on March 1, 2010| Comment | You Like This |