Entries Tagged “Parents”

Funny Advice

1. Don't Yell at Your Kids

Lean in close and whisper, it's much more scarier. See also Kids, Parents.

Added by a Guest on October 8, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

2. The Momster

Your Mom after she counts to three. See also Horror, Parents.

Added by a Guest on December 23, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

3. Making One's Eyes Bug out at a Restaurant when First Looking at the Check

This is a classic Dad Joke, where one pretends to be astonished at the $7.13 one is paying for coffee and a sandwich (best used if there is another person at the table to appreciate the humor). See also Parents.

Added by johngalt on April 15, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

4. I'll Give You Something to Cry About

Something Dad would say when we were already crying. See also Parents.

Added by tommy22 on March 17, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

5. Fun Dad

Normal Dad just gives you a check in your birthday card....
Fun Dad has a $20 bill up his sleeve which "magically" slides into your hand when the handshake is over.

There is a fine, fine line between Fun Dad and Creepy Uncle. See also Parents.

Added by CaptainCliche on March 1, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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