Entries Tagged “Dogs”

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. Why Can't You Talk to a Dog on the Phone?

They don't have phones. See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on October 21, 2017| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

2. My Dog Used to Chase People on a Bike a Lot.

It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. See also Bikes, Dogs.

Added by azraelonikidd on October 9, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

3. You Know What I Like About People?

Their dogs. See also Dogs.

Added by Andy on June 13, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

4. What Do You Call a Dog That Poops?

A healthy dog. See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on May 6, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

5. Treat Every Problem as Your Dog Would

If you can't eat it, walk away. See also Dogs.

Added by Tibro on April 19, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

6. Using the Dog as a Footrest

See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on April 18, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

7. Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud

Norwegian word for "Mushroom infected pitbull foreskin." Really. See also Dogs, Norwegian, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on April 15, 2017| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

8. Why Did the Dog Bite the Blonde?

Because it was an aggressive dog. See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on April 9, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

9. Why Didn't the Dog Go to the School Dance?

Because it was a pet-free school. See also Dogs, Schools.

Added by a Guest on January 25, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

10. Mop Dogs

Also known as Komondors. See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on December 7, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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