Often provided at upscale restaurants where the dress is sports coat or above. They smell horribly, ruining an otherwise perfect dinner. Next time, Messieurs will remember their jackets!
Wearing different shoes on each foot. Maybe it's the latest style overseas? See also Shoes.
The feather plume worn on top of a shako in a marching band.
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Required pants for driving in Boston.
Patriotic-colored stockings put on horses during parades. See also Horses.
Worn by heroes everywhere.