If cartoons are any indication, you always end up in China.
So let me get this straightthe singer of this line admits to keeping a list of the women he plans to kiss? And said woman is supposed to be impressed by her inclusion? See also 80's, Music, Songs.
No "break wind", but a pretty good euphemism for flatulence.
Ponies can have funny names (like "Winnie") and figure in one of the funniest toy lines of all times, My Little Pony's Twice as Fancy Ponies. See also 80's.
When estimating alone is not enough.