Windows 10's entirely redundant virtual office assistant. The daughter of Siri and Clippy. See also Computers.
Canadian inventor credited with developing such bizarre products as: Angel Light, a gel that he claims can turn objects transparent, and the Ursus Mark VII, an exoskeleton which can reportedly withstand a grizzly bear attack (as demonstrated by himself on film). See also Canadian.
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And requiring travelers to answer riddles before being allowed to cross. See also Monsters.