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Donovan Freberg
Remember him? He was the kid that had the report due on space. Then he got the new Encyclopedia Britannica...
Dwayne Wayne
Television character on A Different World known for his flip-up glasses and perfect score on the math section of the SAT.
Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute
A staple of eighties cable-television commericals, Zamfir was advertised as receiving 120 golden and platinum disc awards and selling over 120 million albums.
Captain Lou Albano
Italian-American wrestling manager who wore rubberbands in his beard and somehow paired up with Cindy Lauper for a time.
Divorcee
33% sexier than a regular divorced woman.
Parrotheads
Aka Jimmy Buffet fans. Apparently there's a big audience for songs about insurance plans and conspicuous consumption set to a tropical beat.
Mormon Missionaries
So wholesome! So darling! So much fun to slam the door on.
