A set of lakes in upstate New York. Roughly 75% of weird uncles come from this area.
...or seafood paella. This will strike you as even more hilarious if you've actually done it. See also Alcohol.
Not only is she a supreme court justice, she's a complete babe. Rawr ;)
Eggs, milk, tortilla chips, batteries. Not every list can be heroic.
Oops! The higher the number was before you destroyed the record, the funner it is. See also Work.
...and thus upsetting the known order of the universe. See also Candy.