Entries Tagged “Food”

Funny People

1. Mayor McCheese

One of the more endearing terms of endearment. "Thank you, Mayor McCheese." See also 80's, Food.

Added by SpaceParasites on October 6, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

2. "Taste My Sherry and Biscuits."

Best line from Alexandre Dumas' The Count of Monte Cristo. Insulting if used in the right context. "Oh yeah? Well I suggest you taste my sherry and biscuits!" See also Food, French, Literature.

Added by mellojello on March 6, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

3. Microwaving a CD

Go ahead, grab your sisters Miley Cyrus mixed cd and send it off to microwave heaven. Looks wicked cool too. See also Food.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 1, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

4. It'll Make a Turd

That thing they're serving you... it might taste horrible, but at least it's functional. See also Food, Scatological.

Added by djPleth on November 8, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

5. Butter Sculptures

Like this, this, and this. See also Dairy, Food.

Added by Anthony on July 2, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

6. Lean Cuisine®

Varieties of this microwave meal include "Comfort Classics", "Dinnertime Selects", and "Spa Cuisine Classics". There's such a thing as spa cuisine? See also 80's, Food, Middle Age.

Added by Brian on June 4, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

7. Fixin's Bar

Whether to top top a burger, an ice cream sundae, or a baked potato, fixin's always equal fun. See also Food.

Added by Anthony on April 10, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

8. Eating Over the Kitchen Sink

Almost as depressing as eating your lunch in your car in the parking lot at work. See also Food.

Added by Tyler on February 14, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

9. Cacahuetes

Peanuts, en espanol. See also Food.

Added by a Guest on February 14, 2009| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

10. You Don't Eat, You Don't Shit. You Don't Shit, You Die.

An emperical truth of the universe. See also Food, Health, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on November 11, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |