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1.
Cagoule
A waterproof jacket, that by definition is either bright orange or bright yellow. Often worn by those over 40 with leather sandles and rainbow socks.
2.
Facercise
Book describing "the dynamic muscle-toning program for renewed vitality and a more youthful appearance."
3.
Slumber Sack
Pretty much what you might imagine.
4.
Dress Jeans
These often return from the cleaners with a crease.
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5.
Sansabelt Mens' Pants
Yes, there's actually a brand of mens' pants called Sansabelt that sells pants—well, how can I put this—sans belt.
6.
Real Jerk
Suburban middle-class dad terminology. "Burnett is a real jerk!"
7.
Tommy Bahama
Tommy Bahama "defines elegant tropical living with men's and women's fashions" like these.