Entries Tagged “Middle Age”

Funny Sayings

1. Please, No! I Have a Wife and Family!

An excuse for why they shouldn't kill you, fire you, or do anything bad to you. See also Middle Age, Old-Timey.

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Funny People

2. Couples Who Share AOL Email Accounts

Thank you Mindy Kaling. See also Middle Age.

Added by Ryan on June 2, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Conveyances

3. Winnebagos

Yet another thing named after Native Americans they'd never approve of. Fun to say, though. See also Middle Age.

Added by JD on May 14, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

4. Jokers

Favorite insult of suburban dads, usually referring to poor drivers or their kids' friends. Often combined with a "check out the" or "get a load of this". See also Middle Age.

Added by katym on April 14, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

5. Houp-doup

Sound made when transitioning from a sitting to a standing position. Pronounced "hoop-doop". See also Middle Age.

Added by awkwardpelican on July 5, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

6. Neighborhood Dad Garage Bands

Thanks to Liz Lemon for this one. See also Middle Age, Suburbs.

Added by Ryan on November 15, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

7. Lean Cuisine® Shop

Varieties of this microwave meal include "Comfort Classics", "Dinnertime Selects", and "Spa Cuisine Classics". There's such a thing as spa cuisine? See also 80's, Food, Middle Age.

Added by Brian on June 4, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

8. Barcalounger Shop

Brown plaid is always your best choice. See also Middle Age.

Added by a Guest on January 12, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

9. Blankets with Sleeves Shop

Whether it be the original Snuggie or the knockoff Slanket. Me? I still prefer the Slumber Sack. See also Middle Age.

Added by Anthony on December 26, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

10. Activia Shop

Yogurt for women in khakis. See also Middle Age.

Added by Brian on December 18, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |