Entries Tagged “Middle Age”

Funny Conveyances

1. Winnebagos

Yet another thing named after Native Americans they'd never approve of. Fun to say, though. See also Middle Age.

Added by JD on May 14, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

2. Jokers

Favorite insult of suburban dads, usually referring to poor drivers or their kids' friends. Often combined with a "check out the" or "get a load of this". See also Middle Age.

Added by katym on April 14, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

3. Houp-doup

Sound made when transitioning from a sitting to a standing position. Pronounced "hoop-doop". See also Middle Age.

Added by awkwardpelican on July 5, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

4. Neighborhood Dad Garage Bands

Thanks to Liz Lemon for this one. See also Middle Age, Suburbs.

Added by Ryan on November 15, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

5. Lean Cuisine®

Varieties of this microwave meal include "Comfort Classics", "Dinnertime Selects", and "Spa Cuisine Classics". There's such a thing as spa cuisine? See also 80's, Food, Middle Age.

Added by Brian on June 4, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

6. Barcalounger

Brown plaid is always your best choice. See also Middle Age.

Added by a Guest on January 12, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

7. Blankets with Sleeves

Whether it be the original Slanket or the knockoff Snuggie. Me? I still prefer the Slumber Sack. See also Middle Age.

Added by Anthony on December 26, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

8. Activia

Yogurt for women in khakis. See also Middle Age.

Added by Brian on December 18, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

9. Cagoule

A waterproof jacket, that by definition is either bright orange or bright yellow. Often worn by those over 40 with leather sandles and rainbow socks. See also Middle Age.

Added by a Guest on August 25, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Books

10. Facercise

Book describing "the dynamic muscle-toning program for renewed vitality and a more youthful appearance." See also Middle Age.

Added by Tyler on April 16, 2007| 4 Comments | You Like This |