Funny Questions

Funny Questions

1. Where Do Animals Go if They Lose Their Tails?

The retail store.

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2. Why Couldn't the Toilet Paper Roll Cross the Road?

It got stuck in a crack. See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.

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3. Where Are the Sour Patch Parents?

See also Candy.

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4. Why Did the Traffic Light Turn Red?

You'd be red too if you had to change in front of everyone.

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5. How Do You Clean a Dirt Floor?

By giving up.

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6. What Do You Call a Guitar-Playing Donkey with Three Legs and One Eye?

A honky-tonky, winky-wonky donkey.

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7. How Much Are the Free Samples?

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8. I Don't Know, Can You?

How every teacher responds to your questions. See also Annoying, Teachers.

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9. Why Don't They Have Flavoured Hay for Horses?

See also Horses.

Added by awesomeguy21 on June 25, 2017| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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10. You Know What I Like About People?

Their dogs. See also Dogs.

Added by Andy on June 13, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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