According to Siri, "Because fire trucks have eight wheels and four people, and eight plus four is twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and in the seas are fish, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always "Russian" around." See also Computers.
Because she can't find the eleven.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny question.
A calendar has dates. ROASTED.
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin. See also Presidents.
See also Conundrums.
Because she had no arms.