Funny Questions

1. Why Would I Want to Kiss the Lips at Night, That Chew My Ass All Day?

My grandpa always tell my grandma this when she wanted a kiss at night.

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2. Do You Remember That One Time?

At the place... you know?

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3. Why Isn't 11 Pronounced Onety-one?

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4. What's Kickin' Chicken?

Not a lot, what's poppin' with you? See also Poultry.

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5. Why is There a Dead Pakistani on My Couch?

Funny for two reasons: 1. How the heck do you know he's a Pakistani? You can't really ask him. 2. Google thinks this is the most plausible thing you are wondering when you type in "why is there". See also Internet.

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6. So, Tell Me About Your Hair?

I get this question every time I go to a new salon. Um, it likes sunshine and long walks on the beach? See also Hair.

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7. What's Crackin'?

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8. I Know, Right?

Umm, what?

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9. What Animal is the World's Most Dangerous Predator?

Man. That's right, let that sink in for a minute. Man.

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10. When is the 4th of July?

See also Holidays, Patriotic.

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