Funny for two reasons: 1. How the heck do you know he's a Pakistani? You can't really ask him. 2. Google thinks this is the most plausible thing you are wondering when you type in "why is there". See also Internet.
I get this question every time I go to a new salon. Um, it likes sunshine and long walks on the beach? See also Hair.
Hey! A little help here! Add your own funny question.
....and how can we make sex even sexier? See also Cosmopolitan Magazine, Sex.
As asked by Sarah Silverman in Jesus Is Magic. See also Profanity.