Funny Questions

Funny Questions

1. What Did the Hat Say to the Other Hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head. See also Hats, Puns.

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2. If Loose Means to Untie a Knot, Why Do People Say "Unloose" the Knot?

Wouldn't "unloose" mean to retie? See also Shoes.

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3. What Do You Call a Snobbish Criminal Going Down the Stairs?

A condescending con descending. See also Crime.

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4. What Did One Snowman Say to Another Snowman?

Does it smell like carrots to you? See also Winter.

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5. Whats the Most Common Cause of Dry Skin?

Towels.

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6. What Does Mozart Do Now That He is Dead?

He decomposes. See also Music.

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7. What Came First, the Chicken or the Egg?

No one cares. We eat both. See also Poultry.

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8. Where is South Africa?

You're not that dumb. I refuse to believe it. See also African, Redundant.

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9. Why Did the Snowman Drop His Pants?

Because he had no snow-belt. See also Winter.

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10. Why is English So Funny?

Because this sentence is actually correct: "All the faith he had had had had no effect on the outcome of his life."

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