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Funny Advice

1. Always Borrow Money from a Pessimist.

He won't expect it back.

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Funny Advice

2. Do Not Feed or Play with the Alligators.

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Funny Questions

3. You Know What I Like About People?

Their dogs. See also Dogs.

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Funny Quotes

4. “If a Cluttered Desk is a Sign of a Cluttered Mind, of What, Then, is an Empty Desk a Sign?”

-Albert Einstein

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Funny Sayings

5. After Monday and Tuesday, Even the Calender Says WTF.

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Funny Sayings

6. Friends Are Like Snowflakes. If You Pee on Them, They Disappear.

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Funny Sayings

7. The First Five Days After the Weekend Are Always the Hardest.

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