Basically one long commercial for Procter & Gamble and Walmart.
From IMDb, "A martial arts rock band goes up against a band of motorcycle ninjas who have tightened their grip on Florida's narcotics trade." See also 80's.
Made by the same company that made Sharknado.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny movie.
Gratuitous nudity, fights, and Patrick Swayzethis movie has it all. See also 80's.
Steve Oedekerk compiled footage from a 1976 hong kong martial arts movie called Tiger and Crane Fist, wrote a new script, superimposed himself into the movie, and completely dubbed over the original actor's Chinese voices with ridiculous mocking english translations and personalities.
The Lifetime Original movie (1996) staring Tori Spelling about a college student that falls into abusive relationship... the plot isn't as funny as the title.
LL Cool J, Chris Klein, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, a $70 million budget, and a dystopian setting in the ex-Soviet Republics. What's not to like?