Chris's Entries

1. Beard Restraints

Even if you've never wanted to wear a beard restraint, or for that matter, a beard, this catalog photo is sure to change your mind. See also Beards.

Added by Chris on September 15, 2010| 2 Comments | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2. Candwich

A sandwich in a can, or, as the manufacturer describes it, "a new and innovative sandwich product for grab-and-go convenience." See also Lazy.

Added by Chris on July 18, 2010| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

3. (You're) Having My Baby

1974 Paul Anka song that includes the lyric "Whoa, the seed inside ya, Baby, do you feel it growin'?", making it a classic karaoke choice. See also Karaoke.

Added by Chris on February 21, 2010| 4 Comments | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

4. Rump Shaker

Rumplemintz Schnapps and ice cream. See also Alcohol, Dessert.

Added by Chris on November 20, 2009| Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5. The Female Condom

These aren't really flying off the shelves, are they? See also Sex.

Added by Chris on November 2, 2009| 2 Comments | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6. Ribbed for Her Pleasure

Because you're a selfless guy, right? See also Sex.

Added by Chris on November 1, 2009| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

7. Dropsy

Sounds like an affliction of tuckered-out puppies, but actually an accumulation of fluid beneath the skin, sometimes as a result of the gout. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Chris on July 6, 2009| 1 Comment | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

8. Frak

Euphemistic expletive used in Battlestar Galatica and always said with a straight face. See also Profanity, Television.

Added by Chris on May 24, 2009| 1 Comment | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Subset of Soft Rock distinguished by nautical song themes and album art. Michael McDonald, Kenny Loggins, Christopher Cross, and Toto were the most significant practitioners, with Cross's Sailing being the signature expression of the genre. Further details available here. See also 70's, 80's, Wealth.

Added by Chris on February 16, 2009| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Drinks

10. Chocolate Choo Choo

Martini of choice of 18-year-old-girls. See also Alcohol.

Added by Chris on January 25, 2009| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike