Entries Tagged “Lazy”

Funny Products

1. Self-Stirring Mug

For those who find the act of gently swirling a spoon too much effort. See also Lazy.

Added by a Guest on July 6, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

2. Schlumpadinka

Oprah Winfrey coined this word meaning a person who does not care about themselves, e.g. wears the same pair of jeans with holes for a month, never brushes hair, etc. See also Lazy.

Added by a Guest on June 23, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

3. Gongoozle

To leisurely watch the passage of boats from he bank of a canal, lock or bridge, to observe things idly. See also Lazy.

Added by Zorzi on March 26, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

4. Candwich

A sandwich in a can, or, as the manufacturer describes it, "a new and innovative sandwich product for grab-and-go convenience." See also Lazy.

Added by Chris on July 18, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

5. Pizza Scissors

Available in the SkyMall catalog, of course. See also Lazy.

Added by Ryan on July 12, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

6. Spray Salad Dressing

See also Lazy.

Added by Amanda on November 13, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

7. Electric Carving Knife

See also Lazy.

Added by Ryan on July 11, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

8. Rolling Coolers

Because life is hard enough as it is without having to also carry your ice-cold case of beer and gallon of potato salad. See also Lazy.

Added by Ryan on July 7, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

9. Uncrustables

Because traditional peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are just too hard to make, Smuckers now offers a frozen version. See also Children, Lazy, Snacks.

Added by Tyler on March 9, 2008| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

10. Sitting on Your Ass and Eating Bon-Bons

See also Lazy, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on April 21, 2007| 4 Comments | You Like This |