Funny Jobs

Funny Jobs

1. Professional Boner

A person responsible for inserting whale bones during the production of a corset. See also Old-Timey.

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2. In Charge of the Big Door

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3. Gift Skaters

The person who collects flowers, stuffed animals, and other gifts thrown onto skating rinks after a performance.

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4. Professional Lazer Tager

A man or woman whose job it is to play with children at lazer tag parties if not enough people show up.

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5. Chicken Sexer

Someone who's job it is to determine the sex of newborn chickens so they enter the correct gender-based feeding program. See also Birds, Farming.

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6. Texas Railroad Commissioner

The Texas Railroad Commissioner's work actually has nothing to do with railroads. He's in charge of oil and gas production instead. See also Texas.

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7. Dittybopper

Someone who communicates by Morse Code. See also Military, Telecommunications.

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8. Substitute Teacher

A job that mostly involves allowing chaos in the classroom and mispronouncing Indian names.

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9. Trumpeter

See also Arrogant.

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10. Groom of the King's Close Stool

A trusted man whose job it was to wipe the king's bottom. See also Bathroom, Medieval, Scatological.

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