Funny Jobs

Funny Jobs

1. Bodyguard with Benefits

Pioneered by Kevin Costner in The Bodyguard, and practiced in real life by those in employ of Kate Gosselin, Britney Spears, and Heidi Klum. See also Celebrities.

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2. Professional Train Pushers

These guys in Tokyo. See also Japanese.

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3. Piccoloist

A person who plays piccolo, sometimes called a pickler, usually called annoying.

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4. Hair Boiler

Job responsibilities include tending vats that boil animal hair. See also Hair.

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5. Architect of Your Death

See also Death, Villains.

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6. Rectangular Affairs Analyst

Horizontal staring at bedroom ceiling.

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7. Penetration Tester

One who ensures the online integrity or security of a network.

"Candidate must be able to take direction and support multiple tasks simultaneously." See also Internet, Technology.

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8. Any Unpaid Internship

"To make sure you're good enough for this company, you're going to work for us for free." See also Indentured Servitude.

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9. Professional Cow Tipper

Hard to find a job in this field nowadays, since rotten teenagers are doing it for free. See also Farming.

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10. Professional Whistler

See also Music.

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