Funny Jobs

Funny Jobs

1. Penetration Tester

One who ensures the online integrity or security of a network.

"Candidate must be able to take direction and support multiple tasks simultaneously." See also Internet, Technology.

Added by Joe on September 27, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

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2. Any Unpaid Internship

"To make sure you're good enough for this company, you're going to work for us for free." See also Indentured Servitude.

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3. Professional Cow Tipper

Hard to find a job in this field nowadays, since rotten teenagers are doing it for free. See also Farming.

Added by shizuniversity on August 26, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

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4. Professional Whistler

See also Music.

Added by a Guest on March 25, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

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5. Funeral Clown

No, seriously, it's a job. Google it. See also Clowns, Death.

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6. Chick Sexor

Large scale farms use these talented people to distinguish the males from females chicks. Females are saved, but most male chicks, sadly, are not. See also Farming.

Added by a Guest on April 2, 2013| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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7. Extreme AC Repairman

No matter how much my job sucks, I'm thankful not to have to hang off balconies to fix other people's AC units. Regardless, the dedication of these repairmen is admirable.

Added by a Guest on February 23, 2012| -1 Comment | You Like This |

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8. Sandwich Artist

As if making them wasn't enough... now subway serves up $5 dollar art... your way. See also Fast Food.

Added by Drakonda on February 22, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

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9. Organ Grinder

Usually requires a monkey and tin cup. See also Old-Timey.

Added by megafisc on December 20, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

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10. Scullery Maid

The lowest rung on the ladder of Great House help; often preoccupied with plucking fowl and scaling fish. See also English, Old-Timey.

Added by Anthony on December 7, 2011| Comment | You Like This |