Funny Jobs

Funny Jobs

1. Gift Skaters

The person who collects flowers, stuffed animals, and other gifts thrown onto skating rinks after a performance.

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2. Professional Lazer Tager

A man or woman whose job it is to play with children at lazer tag parties if not enough people show up.

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3. Chicken Sexer

Someone who's job it is to determine the sex of newborn chickens so they enter the correct gender-based feeding program. See also Birds, Farming.

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4. Texas Railroad Commissioner

The Texas Railroad Commissioner's work actually has nothing to do with railroads. He's in charge of oil and gas production instead. See also Texas.

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5. Dittybopper

Someone who communicates by Morse Code. See also Military, Telecommunications.

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6. Substitute Teacher

A job that mostly involves allowing chaos in the classroom and mispronouncing Indian names.

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7. Trumpeter

See also Arrogant.

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8. Groom of the King's Close Stool

A trusted man whose job it was to wipe the king's bottom. See also Bathroom, Medieval, Scatological.

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9. Bosser Arounder

Someone who tells you what you can and can't do. See also Annoying.

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10. Bodyguard with Benefits

Pioneered by Kevin Costner in The Bodyguard, and practiced in real life by those in employ of Kate Gosselin, Britney Spears, and Heidi Klum. See also Celebrities.

Added by kystur55 on July 25, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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