A job that mostly involves allowing chaos in the classroom and mispronouncing Indian names.
Pioneered by Kevin Costner in The Bodyguard, and practiced in real life by those in employ of Kate Gosselin, Britney Spears, and Heidi Klum. See also Celebrities.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny job?
A person who plays piccolo, sometimes called a pickler, usually called annoying.
Horizontal staring at bedroom ceiling.