Funny Jobs

Funny Jobs

1. Dittybopper

Someone who communicates by Morse Code. See also Military, Telecommunications.

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2. Substitute Teacher

A job that mostly involves allowing chaos in the classroom and mispronouncing Indian names.

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3. Trumpeter

See also Arrogant.

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4. Groom of the King's Close Stool

A trusted man whose job it was to wipe the king's bottom. See also Bathroom, Medieval, Scatological.

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5. Bosser Arounder

Someone who tells you what you can and can't do. See also Annoying.

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6. Bodyguard with Benefits

Pioneered by Kevin Costner in The Bodyguard, and practiced in real life by those in employ of Kate Gosselin, Britney Spears, and Heidi Klum. See also Celebrities.

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7. Professional Train Pushers

These guys in Tokyo. See also Japanese.

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8. Piccoloist

A person who plays piccolo, sometimes called a pickler, usually called annoying.

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9. Hair Boiler

Job responsibilities include tending vats that boil animal hair. See also Hair.

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10. Architect of Your Death

See also Death, Villains.

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