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31. Golf Ball Diver

You go around and scuba dive in those ponds at golf courses, dodge alligators, and retrieve golf balls. See also Golf.

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32. Halloween Costume Model

Zooming in on their faces can be quite funny. See also Halloween.

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33. Fire Distinguisher

Guy 1: "There's a fire here!"
Fire Distinguisher: "Yes, that's a fire."
Guy 2: "There's a fire over here too!"
Fire Distinguisher: "That's not a fire, that's a banana." See also Made Up.

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34. Dinosaur Duster

Wouldn't a dinosaur duster be the best job ever? You just go around museums getting paid to dust dirty dinosaurs. See also Cleaning, Dinosaurs.

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35. Director of Toilet Paper

"Can we get another role to the test chamber?" See also Scatalogical, Toilet.

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36. Class Pet

All you have to do is eat, sleep, and die. See also Pets, Schools.

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37. Brain Surgeon

Don't worry, I'm an expert. I won't make any mitsakes.

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38. Star Salesman

Someone who "sells" stars on the internet for a few thousand dollars.

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39. Steve

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40. Class Pet

All you have to do is die. See also Pets.

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