Frank's Entries

Funny Phrases

1. Aww Jeez, Here We Go Again!

See also Midwestern.

Added by Frank on February 20, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

2. Make Sex

"Do you want to make sex?" See also Foreign, Sex.

Added by Frank on June 14, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

3. Twyla

Added by Frank on February 7, 2010| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

4. Doing Pullups On Scaffolding

Added by Frank on February 7, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

5. Hoff Rolling

Hooga Hooga Ooga Chaka! See also Celebrities.

Added by Frank on September 7, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

6. Livestock Classified Ads

"Elvis is a large Jersey Giant Rooster, weighing close to 10 pounds already. He stands close to 2 feet tall and is very handsome. He is not agressive toward people but is also not the friendliest of our flock. He is crowing and fertilizing eggs!"

"Two Standard Blue Cochins available for purchase from a small, hobby breeder. These birds are around one year old, and they are of large stature and lustrous beauty."

"Registered jersey milk cow for sale. She is 5 years old and very gentle. On good green pasture she will give 8 to 9 gallons per day. " See also Animals.

Added by Frank on July 13, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

7. Boss Lady

Added by Frank on June 21, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

8. Having Sex on a Pile of Monopoly Money

See also Games, Sex.

Added by Frank on May 26, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

9. Accidentally Calling a Phone Sex Hotline

Dammit, not now lady! I was just trying to order a snuggie! See also Telecommunications.

Added by Frank on April 12, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

10. Grinch Rolling

Sort of like Rick Rolling, but with bad high school jazz band covers of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch". See also Pranks.

Added by Frank on April 8, 2009| Comment | You Like This |