Entries Tagged “Animals”

Funny Things to Do

1. Hiding in a Kangaroo's Pouch

Australia—making hide-and-seek exciting since the late 18th century. See also Animals, Australia.

Added by CaptainKrill on March 11, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

2. Livestock Classified Ads

"Elvis is a large Jersey Giant Rooster, weighing close to 10 pounds already. He stands close to 2 feet tall and is very handsome. He is not agressive toward people but is also not the friendliest of our flock. He is crowing and fertilizing eggs!"

"Two Standard Blue Cochins available for purchase from a small, hobby breeder. These birds are around one year old, and they are of large stature and lustrous beauty."

"Registered jersey milk cow for sale. She is 5 years old and very gentle. On good green pasture she will give 8 to 9 gallons per day. " See also Animals.

Added by Frank on July 13, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

3. Super Serious Guys on Horseback in a Parade

And then, all of a sudden, the horse's tail jerks up, and out comes the reddish-brown plops. See also Animals, Parades.

Added by Tim on May 5, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

4. Molehills

Don't make a mountain out of one. See also Animals.

Added by a Guest on January 18, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

5. Bi-Curious George

See also Animals, Books, Sex.

Added by a Guest on October 18, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

6. Going Down Like a Homesick Mole

South African expression praising the first beer of the day. See also African, Animals, Foreign.

Added by a Guest on August 31, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

8. Higher than a Giraffe's Ass

When someone is really high (on life... or drugs). See also Animals, Drugs.

Added by a Guest on August 21, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

9. Danimals Drinkable Yogurt

See also Animals, Fruits.

Added by a Guest on August 7, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

10. Boogle

Name given to a group or pack of weasels. See also Animals.

Added by a Guest on June 14, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |