Also known as potbellied pigs. Found tied up outside supermarkets, squealing at the neighborhood dogs, wearing sweaters and booties. Classy. See also Pets.
The opposite of a mule; the offspring of a male horse and female donkey. See also Farming.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny animal?
A skunk that has already shot its wad. Or a dead (past tense) skunk. See also Made Up, Roadkill.
Pronounced "gooey-duck", these lovely little critters resemble... things. No, really. See also Sophomoric.
Very ordinary looking, though known to be gluttonous. See also Literary.